Sacrilege! (EVH Content)

[Mailman1971]

Jake E. Lee wore a glove while he played... no one called him "gay" for it...

Steve

Jake's overwhelming coolness and guitar badassery exempted him.

That was 20 years ago as well.

 

[Mr. Willy]

this is better

Couldn't take the guy TALKING THROUGH THE WHOLE THING! Just shut up!!

 

[Anonymous]

Jake E. Lee wore a glove while he played... no one called him "gay" for it...

Steve

True.
But that was "Jake"
That was then also

Wonder if he still wears the gloves while holding his crystal meth pipe?

Yeah, he wears 'em on both hands now to eliminate those pesky methedrine pipe burns... ya gotta really heat those muthers up!

Steve

 

[Anonymous]

Jake E. Lee wore a glove while he played... no one called him "gay" for it...

Steve

Jake's overwhelming coolness and guitar badassery exempted him.

So then... if I'm following correctly, if this guy was overwhelmingly cool and a guitar badass, he would cease to be gay?

Steve

 

[Anonymous]

That was then also

That was 20 years ago as well.

Hmmmmmm.... when did gloves go out of style?

(slowly unlaces and removes black leather finger-less "guitar glove" and hides behind back....)

Steve

 

[dfrattaroli]

It doesn't get any gayer than that guys glove.

+1

Super gay.

 

[dfrattaroli]

Jake E. Lee wore a glove while he played... no one called him "gay" for it...

Steve

Well,

1) He's Jake E.
2) It was 1982.


But this guy was in a music store in 2010. That's just VillagePeopleMagnitudeGayosity.

 

[dfrattaroli]

So then... if I'm following correctly, if this guy was overwhelmingly cool and a guitar badass, he would cease to be gay?

Steve

Technically? Yes. But you can't un-screw the pooch, as the saying goes. He's fruity. The internet made it so.

 

[dfrattaroli]

Jake's overwhelming coolness and guitar badassery exempted him.

True. Plus, the fucker played with Ozzy.

 

[Mailman1971]

That was then also

That was 20 years ago as well.

Hmmmmmm.... when did gloves go out of style?

(slowly unlaces and removes black leather finger-less "guitar glove" and hides behind back....)

Steve

LMFAO!!

 

[ShaneV]

That was then also

That was 20 years ago as well.

Hmmmmmm.... when did gloves go out of style?

(slowly unlaces and removes black leather finger-less "guitar glove" and hides behind back....)

Steve

 

[Badronald]

Jake E. Lee wore a glove while he played... no one called him "gay" for it...

Steve

Jake's overwhelming coolness and guitar badassery exempted him.

So then... if I'm following correctly, if this guy was overwhelmingly cool and a guitar badass, he would cease to be gay?

Steve

Yes. Being a badass on the guitar cures gay.

 

[Bob Savage]

I'm seeing an increase of posts on this forum from guys critiquing hair, wigs, clothing, weight of other guys, and it's concerning me as to the direction of this place. Is "rig" a euphemism at this point? "Whoah man, look at that dudes rig..."

If anybody wants to point out "gay" here they can point at the fashion critiques...

 

[Ancient Alien]

I'm seeing an increase of posts on this forum from guys critiquing hair, wigs, clothing, weight of other guys, and it's concerning me as to the direction of this place. Is "rig" a euphemism at this point? "Whoah man, look at that dudes rig..."

If anybody wants to point out "gay" here they can point at the fashion critiques...

Are you wearing cut off leather gloves too Bob?

 

[Tawlks]

I'm seeing an increase of posts on this forum from guys critiquing hair, wigs, clothing, weight of other guys, and it's concerning me as to the direction of this place. Is "rig" a euphemism at this point? "Whoah man, look at that dudes rig..."

If anybody wants to point out "gay" here they can point at the fashion critiques...

Was about the guy playing lame riffs and genreally lame guitar playing on $38 000 guitar that just happened to be an EVH replica aswell. Kinda was gear related.

 

[Mailman1971]

I'm seeing an increase of posts on this forum from guys critiquing hair, wigs, clothing, weight of other guys, and it's concerning me as to the direction of this place. Is "rig" a euphemism at this point? "Whoah man, look at that dudes rig..."

If anybody wants to point out "gay" here they can point at the fashion critiques...

Bob has got a fantastic RIG!

 

[Bob Savage]

Are you wearing cut off leather gloves too Bob?

Not yet, but if these pants don't stop creeping up on me I might turn them into gloves.

Was about the guy playing lame riffs and genreally lame guitar playing on $38 000 guitar that just happened to be an EVH replica aswell. Kinda was gear related.

Didn't watch the video but quite frankly, I wouldn't care about lame riffs or a lame $38k guitar. Wouldn't even care about a cool $38k guitar.

Bob has got a fantastic RIG!

See, I KNEW it!

 

[Mailman1971]

 

[ihave27frets]

This sadly reminds me of the Yngwie donut thread.. People need to stop using the internet to look cool at other people expense. Or at least take it to a different forum.

 

[Mailman1971]

This sadly reminds me of the Yngwie donut thread.. People need to stop using the internet to look cool at other people expense. Or at least take it to a different forum.

"I am sorry........"