Ridiculous bro'.
I explained it to you via PM and you
still needed to create this thread? Is this the philosophy that if you ask a sufficient number of officials the same question you'll eventually receive a contradictory answer? Sure looks that way.
Anywho, for the last time:
1) Every man and his dog will change his / its classification every time he or it thinks of something "funnier".
Imagine trying to keep an eye on that on top of what the mods already do.
2) Members will have political / sexual digs at other members a la OTC. Guaranteed.
Imagine monitoring and managing that and its spilling over to the main forum.
How can it so-easily be a free-for-all on other forums and not here?
The degree of freedom here is your simple answer. This forum philosophy by-definition requires more hands-on scrutiny. Nobody's got the time to read posters' classifications on a daily basis. It doesn't take an active imagination to envisage the bickering, the "but
he was allowed to say such and such and I wasn't", "he offended me" sorts of kindergarten shenanigans that will ensue.
So in-short, way too much work for basically zero reward. If a member wants to say something, let him say it in a post; it's not like this isn't the easiest option. If he wants a "permanent" label or statement he can pop it into his signature.
HTH brother. Please don't ask me to explain it again (quote of this statement predicted as a joke).