Sometimes i hate to admit but Bonamassa is one of the greatest ive seen in my lifetime.

[pintspiller]

I've decided i'm jealous of all the Ensure he drinks and the delicious dusty depends and poise pads that get thrown on the stage

and ive decided that..... I AM THE BONERMASTER NOW

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got to wipe beer from the keyboard now ya fucker!

 

[DanTravis62]

got to wipe beer from the keyboard now ya fucker!

Listen man, slicking your hair back, wearing sunglasses indoors, and playing two notes per string pentatonics is really difficult and there's only one person on earth who can be the bonermaster, and that's me

 

[shar-vell Dan]

Got me thinking about Jeff Healey. Real shame he passed so young.
White, blonde, mulleted Canuck, blind, playing overhand in his lap, with a rhythm section that looked they ran a pizza shop and would fight about the sauce…you know, you’re stereotypical blues trio, just laying down straight fire.

Total God thing -

 

[skoora]

Total God thing -

I wonder if he and Gary Moore ever got a chance to jam. That would be off the charts.

 

[Killcrop]

He's a great player. But he doesn't really bring anything new to the table. He's mostly an Eric Johnson guy.
Which is fine. I guess none of us can get away from our heroes.

 

[cobrahead1030]

He’s not my favorite song writer, but really is a standout live performer who brings out some really stellar musicians on tour.

I’ve seen him live a few times & it’s always been a great show.

 

[psychodave]

JB is great. Too bad he ripped off Eric Johnson.

 

[JackBootedThug]

i have no fucking earthly clue what a booteg is

Fuckin iPhone…lol… where do you get your boutique glasses at? Lol

 

[DanTravis62]

Fuckin iPhone…lol… where do you get your boutique glasses at? Lol

Pit Vipers mothalicka, like the macho man!

 

[JackBootedThug]

 

[skoora]

i have no fucking earthly clue what a booteg is

It’s slang for an ex-Secretary of Transport groupie.

 

[DanTravis62]

It’s slang for an ex-Secretary of Transport groupie.

Oh you mean pete buttsex, i gotcha

Here i was trying to do my best bonermaster impression and invoked the real bonermaster