The acapella guitar solo: time to kill it off permanently

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You forgot to mention, our creeks flow with this....
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We are the only race buoyant enough to float on maple syrup. You invade us, we float across the creeks of maple syrup and put up stacked walls of bacon to defend ourselves from your currency.
 
Chubtone":10rro3cj said:
All these Canadians, skipping around happily eating both kinds of bacon, swimming while pooping during the week and a half it's warm enough and drinking milk from bladders. It must be nice to be so care-free knowing that if you are ever invaded, Scotty and I will be up there in minutes to defend you against whatever attackers have scared you into diving under your beds. Last time, that false alarm was a little annoying. The Jonas Brothers are not an invading army. Oh sure, they could have taken over within minutes, but that wasn't their intent.
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We know you will defend us...you need us...you love us...that's why we are so care free!


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Chubtone":1iq48jm8 said:
All these Canadians, skipping around happily eating both kinds of bacon, swimming while pooping during the week and a half it's warm enough and drinking milk from bladders. It must be nice to be so care-free knowing that if you are ever invaded, Scotty and I will be up there in minutes to defend you against whatever attackers have scared you into diving under your beds. Last time, that false alarm was a little annoying. The Jonas Brothers are not an invading army. Oh sure, they could have taken over within minutes, but that wasn't their intent.
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You guys...lol. We have the most powerful weapon in the world and we have even let you try it out...in it's raw and non-threatening form.

Notice to all potential invaders to Canada and make no mistake, we will put Bieber, Celine Dion, Nickelback, and Theory Of A Deadman in a crate and drop them from the sky on your ass. We have jets that work...now.

If that murderous first wave doesn't work...we will mail you Quebec.

And we will no longer share Rush.


Mark
 
Mark Day":2tdta16m said:
Chubtone":2tdta16m said:
All these Canadians, skipping around happily eating both kinds of bacon, swimming while pooping during the week and a half it's warm enough and drinking milk from bladders. It must be nice to be so care-free knowing that if you are ever invaded, Scotty and I will be up there in minutes to defend you against whatever attackers have scared you into diving under your beds. Last time, that false alarm was a little annoying. The Jonas Brothers are not an invading army. Oh sure, they could have taken over within minutes, but that wasn't their intent.
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You guys...lol. We have the most powerful weapon in the world and we have even let you try it out...in it's raw and non-threatening form.

Notice to all potential invaders to Canada and make no mistake, we will put Bieber, Celine Dion, Nickelback, and Theory Of A Deadman in a crate and drop them from the sky on your ass. We have jets that work...now.

If that murderous first wave doesn't work...we will mail you Quebec.

And we will keep Rush.


Mark
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Quiet Mark!!!!! They already know too much!!
 
tfridgen":2pez6ddg said:
You forgot to mention, our creeks flow with this....
maple-syrup_1020.jpg

We are the only race buoyant enough to float on maple syrup. You invade us, we float across the creeks of maple syrup and put up stacked walls of bacon to defend ourselves from your currency.
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Oh, for three weeks now your currency has stacked up well against ours and you're going to use that trump card? Glass Tiger spent more time at the top of the charts than that. :gethim:
 
tfridgen":32s3778j said:
Just 'don't forget me when I'm gone'!!
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I already have. And don't make me pull out all the Canadian military photos that we have tormented RVS with for years. You are still the land of red leather and red headbands and those of us that were alive in the 80's will NEVER forgive you for this.

I swear, it used to be just RVS defending the honor of Canada. Now, CanadiEns are everywhere here. Now I know why Scotty was getting so Clint Eastwood in Grand Torino. I'll have to follow him to a new forum that is less contaminated by 51st staters.
 
Chubtone":3oyqabu8 said:
tfridgen":3oyqabu8 said:
Just 'don't forget me when I'm gone'!!
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I already have. And don't make me pull out all the Canadian military photos that we have tormented RVS with for years. You are still the land of red leather and red headbands and those of us that were alive in the 80's will NEVER forgive you for this.

I swear, it used to be just RVS defending the honor of Canada. Now, CanadiEns are everywhere here. Now I know why Scotty was getting so Clint Eastwood in Grand Torino. I'll have to follow him to a new forum that is less contaminated by 51st staters.
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You spelled 'honour' wrong!
 
Randy Van Sykes":8bqff16a said:
We need a new good Canadian band...badly. :doh:
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Indeed. It is unfortunate your health care system was not capable of keeping Jeff Healey alive.
 
Randy Van Sykes":2esel5ua said:
We need a new good Canadian band...badly. :doh:
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It's time to take your Madonna tribute to the next level.
 
tfridgen":12szw6aq said:
You spelled 'honour' wrong!
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All misspelled words are done intentionally in a subtle insult to those reading them. I hope your feelings are hurt.
 
RVS is CRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

CRYIN OVER YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
tfridgen":3ekwyh81 said:
Randy Van Sykes":3ekwyh81 said:
We need a new good Canadian band...badly. :doh:
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I heard Luba's making a comeback :aww:
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ugh...how about that Alannah Myles, she could sing alright I guess.
Does she look like a dried up prune now or is she ready to go back on tour?

Forget it...she looked like a dried up prune back then. :D
 
Is this why "How I Met Your Mother" is one of my favorite shows? Making fun of Canadians never gets old.
 
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