THE FORMER/CURRENT TGP MEMBERS SECRET FARCE THREAD.

[Beigelemon]

Riffles had absolutely zero impulse control, it was sorta sad-funny at first but then got pretty tiresome

He’d start an argument by saying something like “Liam Gallagher is more punk than Bad Brains, by far,”
get several people exasperated with his bullshit,
then be like “I don’t wanna talk about this OK? Christ”

HDWHW.
Imagine actually knowing him and having to say, work with him? My god! The horror! He'd talk shite all day, just to try and get an argument going. I've got it! That woman flashed a bit of tit to make him STFU and he thought he was in but in the process got all tongue-tied.
I'm way over thinking this.

 

[Beater]

@Beater

I gotta ask..........your user name is Beater..............................isn't it a little short?

Should it not read Prick Beater, Beater Off or Dick Beater...............or better still Wife Beater? If not you wife you can beat mine as she NEVER listens to me. PLUS..............I'll give you $5K if you KEEP her for good.

You’re messed up.

 

[Dan Gleesak]

HDWHW.
Imagine actually knowing him and having to say, work with him? My god! The horror! He'd talk shite all day, just to try and get an argument going. I've got it! That woman flashed a bit of tit to make him STFU and he thought he was in but in the process got all tongue-tied.
I'm way over thinking this.

I took offense to his selfie positing. It was always in his bathroom with a dirty mirror or dingy grout lines in the background. Have some sense of your surroundings man

 

[Dan Gleesak]

About 123 pages too long.

it's not more fun than the Barber Shop thread?

 

[pazuzu-bootsy-baphomet-jr]

The sad truth was, he was terrified of her. She'd have snapped him like a frosty twig. But he wanted to be hurt.
I'll stop there.

TERRIFIER 3: RIFFLES MEETS THE HR DEPARTMENT

 

[ShitSquatch]

it's not more fun than the Barber Shop thread?

Them sumbitches ripped my Farce Thread off... within seconds of the Farce thread going down that copy cat thread was up and all the "girls" were in there celebrating, giving each other virtual handjobs... a coincidence, hell no they did there best to disturb the Farce!

~ss

 

[Beigelemon]

I took offense to his selfie positing. It was always in his bathroom with a dirty mirror or dingy grout lines in the background. Have some sense of your surroundings man

The word "grubby" come to mind. Who can forget the carpet covered in horrid "bits"?

 

[Dan Gleesak]

Them sumbitches ripped my Farce Thread off... within seconds of the Farce thread going down that copy cat thread was up and all the "girls" were in there celebrating, giving each other virtual handjobs... a coincidence, hell no they did there best to disturb the Farce!

~ss

I wouldn’t be opposed to a virtual handjob here every once and a while though

 

[Beigelemon]

Them sumbitches ripped my Farce Thread off... within seconds of the Farce thread going down that copy cat thread was up and all the "girls" were in there celebrating, giving each other virtual handjobs... a coincidence, hell no they did there best to disturb the Farce!

~ss

Did they meet behind the bike shed for "special cuddles"?

 

[Beigelemon]

TERRIFIER 3: RIFFLES MEETS THE HR DEPARTMENT

HR manager hangs themselves rather having to go through a staff appraisal with him.

 

[Beigelemon]

I wouldn’t be opposed to a virtual handjob here every once and a while though

It would liven the place up. Maybe someone could give them out whilst dressed as a clown?

 

[Dan Gleesak]

TERRIFIER 3: RIFFLES MEETS THE HR DEPARTMENT

HR slams a loaded 3 ring binder on the table full of his documented vape breaks

Riffi swipes it off the table because he thinks she wants to bang

 

[Beigelemon]

HR slams a loaded 3 ring binder on the table full of his documented vape breaks

Riffi swipes it off the table because he thinks she wants to bang

That's quite the scene. I'm imagining she is super hot so laughs and humiliates him. Aroused, she goes back to her office for hot lesbian sex with the new temp.

 

[pazuzu-bootsy-baphomet-jr]

HR manager hangs themselves rather having to go through a staff appraisal with him.

EXACTLY

“You thought ‘Bird Box’ demons were scary? Wait til you meet RIFFLES”

 

[ShitSquatch]

Did they meet behind the bike shed for "special cuddles"?

I suhr they did and I’m betting there was plenty of nubbing as well

~ss

 

[Wetordry]

Guessing the reporters don't wanna lose the likes so it's in limbo in the mod forum?

 

[Beigelemon]

I suhr they did and I’m betting there was plenty of nubbing as well

~ss

Some may have tried a dry nub.

 

[ShitSquatch]

Guessing the reporters don't wanna lose the likes so it's in limbo in the mod forum?

Yeah… and was denied a locked thread return. The Farce was disturbed to the max!

~ss

 

[ShitSquatch]

Some may have tried a dry nub.

One ignored member keeps trying to dry nub my leg

~ss

 

[Wetordry]

Was tv banned from the pub or is he on walkabout?