THE FORMER/CURRENT TGP MEMBERS SECRET FARCE THREAD.

[Beigelemon]

All kinds. Use your imagination

From this (loose but still plump)
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To (haven’t had kids yet)
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I'm trying to imagine their expressions as they utter the line, "Oh, you've got an erection".

 

[YabbaDabbaDoo]

Just droopy enough that the tips are slightly cooled

@Aynirar27 For me I like BIG juicy lips............not a fan at all of the tight mailbox slit.

I need to see something around my hotdog otherwise it don't look like a full meal.

 

[Beater]

@Beater You SIT DOWN to take a piss so the sample should be taken from you................BITCH.

Such tender feelings.

 

[Beater]

@Aynirar27 For me I like BIG juicy lips............not a fan at all of the tight mailbox slit.

I need to see something around my hotdog otherwise it don't look like a full meal.

Who you fooling, limp simp

 

[Beigelemon]

Just droopy enough that the tips are slightly cooled

Nose ticklers as we used to call them.

 

[Beigelemon]

@Aynirar27 For me I like BIG juicy lips............not a fan at all of the tight mailbox slit.

I need to see something around my hotdog otherwise it don't look like a full meal.

Sensible. I had a brief dalliance with a girl with a mailbox slit. My god, could she suck dick.

 

[YabbaDabbaDoo]

Sensible. I had a brief dalliance with a girl with a mailbox slit. My god, could she suck dick.

@Beigelemon If she can deepthroat and lick your sack at the same time I want her number so I can propose.?

A woman like that is as rare as rocking horse shit.

 

[FokenBusker]

lol wtf i can't tell if y'all talkin about cunnilingus or cannibalism up in here

 

[Beigelemon]

lol wtf i can't tell if y'all talkin about cunnilingus or cannibalism up in here

Both really.

 

[Beigelemon]

@Beigelemon If she can deepthroat and lick your sack at the same time I want her number so I can propose.?

A woman like that is as rare as rocking horse shit.

I agree. She was special. But she had a boyfriend and I was a willing bit of fun for her.

 

[YabbaDabbaDoo]

I agree. She was special. But she had a boyfriend and I was a willing bit of fun for her.

@Beigelemon I see a POTENTIAL spit roast................nothing like skewering the HOG whilst she's gagging.

 

[Beigelemon]

@Beigelemon I see a POTENTIAL spit roast................nothing like skewering the HOG whilst she's gagging.

She probably would have been into it. She was into dick in a big way. And there is nothing wrong with that.

 

[YabbaDabbaDoo]

She probably would have been into it. She was into dick in a big way. And there is nothing wrong with that.

@Beigelemon That's what the world REALLY needs to finally achieve world peace.............more sluts begging, willing and able.

 

[Beater]

@Beigelemon That's what the world REALLY needs to finally achieve world peace.............more sluts begging, willing and able.

You haven’t been firm since Clinton was in office. And even then…it was because you own the same blue dress. Lol

 

[Beigelemon]

@Beigelemon That's what the world REALLY needs to finally achieve world peace.............more sluts begging, willing and able.

Sensible policies for a happy world.

 

[YabbaDabbaDoo]

You haven’t been firm since Clinton was in office. And even then…it was because you own the same blue dress. Lol

@Beater hello again @Donnie B.

I'm known as Diamond Dick in the member dept. and sometimes called the Flag Pole of the frigid North Pole.

No shrinkage with cold water, still stays hard even if I see my grand mother naked, rock solid after a party with the girls lesbian hockey team too.

So, you can see I could also be known as the shaslik of the middle east if I ever get over there. Love me a few sexy Belly Dancers hanging off the end of it.

 

[Beater]

@Beater hello again @Donnie B.

I'm known as Diamond Dick in the member dept. and sometimes called the Flag Pole of the frigid North Pole.

No shrinkage with cold water, still stays hard even if I see my grand mother naked, rock solid after a party with the girls lesbian hockey team too.

So, you can see I could also be known as the shaslik of the middle east if I ever get over there. Love me a few sexy Belly Dancers hanging off the end of it.

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We just know you as the Limp Simp. Lol

 

[jaxadam]

I like when their nipples are the same tint as their lips

 

[YabbaDabbaDoo]

 

[YabbaDabbaDoo]

We just know you as the Limp Simp. Lol

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@Beater My woman can confirm I'm towel rack, shoe rack, tool rack.

Watch her below, a gay tranny like you would even get hard!