THE FORMER/CURRENT TGP MEMBERS SECRET FARCE THREAD.

[Beigelemon]

I got a 3 day suspension at TGP once for starting a petition to rename teh "Pub" to "The Geezer Plateau"

"The Geezer Plateau" is a great name. It's also telling the truth.

 

[67mike]

S

What good's an avatar when you can't pop a boner ?

Show him a 13 year old alterboy.

 

[Ben Waylin]

"The Geezer Plateau" is a great name. It's also telling the truth.

You get me.

 

[FokenBusker]

S

Show him a 13 year old alterboy.

isn't that more likely to inspire laughter than arousal

 

[pazuzu-bootsy-baphomet-jr]

OK. But the word "nubbing" is a nonsense word. No-one is getting offended by it unless they decide to and inside their own minds deem it so. And yet it gets me a ban. It's like commonsense went out of the window. Why would the mods do that?

The banning of nonsense words is either malicious or insane or both.

Complete fuckin numskullery

 

[67mike]

The banning of nonsense words is either malicious or insane or both.

Complete fuckin numskullery

They are hostile cunts, what do you expect from shortdicked fuckwads waiting gender transformation surgery???

 

[FokenBusker]

They are hostile cunts, what do you expect from shortdicked fuckwads waiting gender transformation surgery???

one of their mods has a confed flag ballcap avatar i dunno if friendly fire is ur thing but

 

[Beigelemon]

The banning of nonsense words is either malicious or insane or both.

Complete fuckin numskullery

Completely agree. Although it's "nubskullery" surely?

 

[ShitSquatch]

one of their mods has a confed flag ballcap avatar i dunno if friendly fire is ur thing but

At TGP? I just looked and didn’t see that kind of hat.

~ss

 

[Ben Waylin]

Completely agree. Although it's "nubskullery" surely?

I think you mean "skullduggery".

 

[pazuzu-bootsy-baphomet-jr]

I think you mean "skullduggery".

Skullnubbery

 

[FokenBusker]

I've been here all of 2 days and already my custom title says "Well-Known Member"

Well God damn if that ain't the red carpet treatment!!

 

[84superchamp]

Incels and those types who have only seen strippers and porn actors naked. The world is infested with them.

Embarrassed and taken aback by a female presence, they are everywhere in RL too.

 

[84superchamp]

You ever step on one of those barefoot with a boner ?

It cures the boner.

 

[84superchamp]

I’ve done a lot of things while having a boner

Like opening the door for a young female delivery person while dressed in sweatpants?

 

[84superchamp]

"The Geezer Plateau" is a great name. It's also telling the truth.

“I’m a YOUNG 70 YO!”
Sorry, no such thing.

 

[Dan Gleesak]

Like opening the door for a young female delivery person while dressed in sweatpants?

Paid the babysitter

 

[84superchamp]

Paid the babysitter

“Here’s your bonus”

 

[Strandberg Junkie]

X: She divorced me for the one mistake of doing the babysitter.

Y: You once had sexual intercourse with your child's sitter?!?!?!?

X: Nah, I did her for 18 months. I just count it as one mistake.

 

[Dan Gleesak]

“Here’s your bonus”

“It’s not a lot, but it’s all I can afford”