The-Kids' Real MLB/Baseball Thread *_*

[The~Kid]

We won a godamn game.
Jheez. We won a fucking game.

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I mean from what I hear people like Mendoza and he ain't so bad and many fans realize it's the Front Office and their braindead set it and forget it cookie cutter shit they did that fucked everything up along with all the Woke shit from Lindor and his wife......


I mean at the end of the day Woke or MAGA..... We can't have two different teams or factions on one team fighting one another and maybe the staff and players aired some much needed shit out..... The future still seems bleak but hey.... They snapped the losing streak and well it's still a long season.....


Plus I mean what is a manager change going to do at this point..... What needs to change are hearts and minds...... And simply firing people won't accomplish that all the time...... Firings will happen but maybe Mendoza isn't the one to fire



Good on the Mets *_*

 

[The~Kid]

As said before...... Setting the tone for a 2026 AL Cy Young..... Soriano *_*



Per MLB- José Soriano has a 0.24 ERA ....... That's the lowest ERA (min. 30 IP) through a pitcher's first 6 starts of a season since 1913 when earned runs became official in both leagues!

 

[70 Mach 1]

Lindor has calf issues now.
Makes one play for home and pulled from game
Why are they such delicate bitches

Ive gone to work several times right from the dentist after getting teeth pulled.
Spitting up blood in the waste basket.

2 days after hernia surgery and 3 days after meniscus surgery

These prima Donnas get one blister and they sit for a month

 

[The~Kid]

More Glue trouble......

 

[The~Kid]

Phillies Release Walker

 

[The~Kid]

Lindor has calf issues now.
Makes one play for home and pulled from game
Why are they such delicate bitches

Ive gone to work several times right from the dentist after getting teeth pulled.
Spitting up blood in the waste basket.

2 days after hernia surgery and 3 days after meniscus surgery

These prima Donnas get one blister and they sit for a month

It's just high school shit.....


Lindor "Soto came back and we won to break a 12 game losing streak...... Now he's the leader. Lets see how they feel when I'm injured and they beg me to come back." Sounds stupid but hey.....


Agree, to an extent it's like take some potassium pills, pop an Advil and drink a Red Bull and get out there

 

[70 Mach 1]

It's just highschool shit.....


Lindor "Soto came back and we won to break a 12 game losing streak...... Now he's the leader. Lets see how they feel when I'm injured and they beg me to come back." Sounds stupid but hey.....


Agree, to an extent it's like take some potassium pills, pop an Advil and drink a Red Bull and get out there

Theyre babied. Ridiculous.
But they get paid anyway

Tell Bench, stargell, nolan, ozzie, fisk and rose they have to sit a game out. The mgr and front office will have a whole other story coming

 

[The~Kid]

Theyre babied. Ridiculous.
But they get paid anyway

Tell Bench, stargell, nolan, ozzie, fisk and rose they have to sit a game out. The mgr and front office will have a whole other story coming

Yeah this is why I'm pushing and saying yeah aside from raising the floor, higher luxury taxes in compounding interest and lowering thresholds for teams that pass the Luxury tax season after season for the next CBA......


You also have more bonus base incentive contracts...... In such a contract Lindor would earn a base 20 million but if he wants the 30+ million he's going to have to actually play and perform to expectations.....


This way you don't have this Pink Pussy Hat ninny shit.....


Teams also would get benefits like that bonus money not being taxed as heavily if it passes the Luxury tax etc etc.

 

[70 Mach 1]

Yeah this is why I'm pushing and saying yeah aside from raising the floor, higher luxury taxes in compounding interest and lowering thresholds for teams that pass the Luxury tax season after season for the next CBA......


You also have more bonus base incentive contracts...... In such a contact Lindor would earn a base 20 million but if he wants the 30+ million he's going to have to actually play and perform to expectations.....


This way you don't have this Pink Pussy Hat ninny shit


Teams also would get benefits like that bonus money not being taxed as heavily if it passes the Luxury tax etc etc.

Even 20m is overkill.
Give them a generous but reasonable salery.
Say a no name newbie. Start at 750k
Big names cap at 7m. Then the rest is on performance.

You have to pay for talent but theyre just over doing it

If a player reaches the 3m mark. Only plays 5 years. They're still set for 3 lifetimes not having to work another day

Assuming theyre not pissing it away on pussy and luxury items

Jheez. Look at the gold chains they're play with on the field.

It that really necessary.

Most of us live comfortably, pay a mortgage and raise a few kids on 75k a year if not less.

And we work regardless of how we feel or to what hurts.

Get a guy like couch and hed milk the system for years collection workers comp because he cums to fast and cant satisfy his boy friends ass

 

[70 Mach 1]

The flushing idiots are beating up on MN today. Top 4 up by 5.
They can hit a BB after all

 

[70 Mach 1]

The Twins the cock

 

[The~Kid]

Have the Phillies season hit rock bottom.......

 

[The~Kid]

Red Sox keep losing and Yankees keep dominating...... Is it the year of the Yankees......

 

[The~Kid]

Just as I said...... Before it even happened..... Or has happened...... Yet......


Gaze into the crystal ball .......



SEE THE FUTURE........

 

[The~Kid]

Take some potassium pills, pop an Advil...... Drink a Red Bull and get out there on the fucking field and play for the fans you Pink Pussy Hat, Mamdani Loving Bastard

 

[The~Kid]

Let me explain the Ohtani Rule ..... Simply put.... If you don't like it....


Go find your own fucking Ohtani or better yet go out there yourself and do what he does which no one else on the fucking planet can on the level he can since Babe Ruth and he does it better.....



Literally no one else on the planet Earth can do what Ohtani does...... Or has done it in history on the level he does......



Fuck that little bitch shit and well that is loser pussy shit talk from Craig Counsel

 

[The~Kid]

The-Kids Flashbacks........



Amongst top 5 pitchers with a BABIP of .145 or lower......



Shohei Ohtani leads in the following categories......



ERA : 0.00


HR/9 : 0.00


vFA(pi) : 97.8 (NL)


xERA : 2.42 (NL)


FIP : 3.07 (NL)




2026 MLB Gems........ Shohei Ohtani/Cancer.

 

[The~Kid]

The-Kids Flashbacks.......



Amongst top 9 pitchers with an ERA below 1.00 and 12+ IP Soriano leads with the lowest BABIP at .140 and an LOB of 100% and the fastest vFA(pi) in the AL at 98.3.........


20 IP.....



3 games played......



With an .45 ERA so far less than 3 weeks into the season......




2026 MLB Gems....... Jose Soriano/Libra.

 

[The~Kid]

Forget about AL Cy Young......


On the pace Soriano is on he is set to not only have the best season for a pitcher in the AL or MLB in 2026......




But the best season any pitcher has probably had in the history of Baseball/MLB....... He is simply a phenom..... And a pure savage/beast......




Forget about gas or high octane fuel...... He is pure Jet Fuel lit on fire and brings nothing but pure heat *_*



2026 MLB Gems....... Jose Soriano/Libra.

 

[The~Kid]

Forget about what he does in the box behind the plate.....



Talk about what he does on the mound alone.......




And The Freak-Sho could easily win not only NL Cy Young and MVP....... with his performance on the mound and pitching alone......



2026 MLB Gems........ Shohei Ohtani/Cancer.