https://reverb.com/item/7283271-2017-monkeymatic-ods-1-100-watt-custom-hand-built-guitar-amp
I had one of this guy's amps in my watchlist just because I thought the name was hilarious. It has been listed for like $1500 for a long ass time and it just sat there. Apparently no one wanted to buy his homebrew amp. He must have been sitting on the toilet one evening and thought "I know what will finally get this thing to sell jack the price to more than double" What a putz
Latest reverb moron? Bro, I would say a solid 80 to 90% of the people on there are clinically insane, fearful and immensely suspicious of others, or dudes whose greed truly knows no bounds. The morons are unlimited on reverb!!!
They should have a couple basic tests to take in order to be a member, like, “intro to the alphabet,” and, “introduction to the numbers 1 through 10.” Or maybe an advanced test like, “how to communicate with other human beings in a rational and semi-mature manner.”!!
You could start it out with:
if someone sends you a message and it starts out with hello, and then they inquire about the gear you’ve listed which response is most appropriate?
A) suspiciously analyze the message for any hints of impending criminal behavior. Remember, if you suspect or detect, promptly reject! (Reverbs S.D.R policy authorizing the use of lethal force if necessary) Our forensic scientific technicians hotline is there for a reason.
B) greet your fellow human being and musician in a civil manner and accept their greeting, like, “hello to you too, how great you’ve taken interest in my gear! Dear sir! Is there anything I can help you with? It sure is a beautiful day fella!
C) immediately find their home address and capture them. Torture them until they reveal why they did something as suspicious as inquiring about gear on reverb! Make sure to do it in the most grizzly and fearful manner, remember, the more gore, answers in store! (Reverb M.G.A.S policy #441984c.a.) Continue until the answer you WANT is revealed. (The truth is irrelevant)
D) immediately report the suspicious behavior to reverbs tactical warfare team and let them handle the impending human misery. (And soon to be filed missing persons report)
E) all of the above
Reverb has turned into a shit show of the highest order.
