They make fun of you because you are ripe for it Dan. You are like the perfect target due to your extreme inability to see how fucking lame you are.
You are a felon, you are overweight, you have no fashion sense, your music taste is horribly limited, you spam "OMG LES PAUL FRIEDMAN BLAH BLAH BLAH" Endlessly.
You brag about your escapades with craigslist dates while most people actually go about getting wives, gf's, decent sex dolls, anything that is better than wearing fake Oakleys and whining on 20 different internet forums with other men.
But the absolute best reason to troll you and dish on you, is the fact that you take it so goddamn seriously. As I type this I can just imagine how butthurt you would be if you ever crawled out of your vast and deep hole of delusional fantasy.
You are one of 2 people who have been banned from GAB, your continued existence here is a blight on the forum.
- Love Hammer