I'm with ya Smashed, I built a single control
Bionic-Boost with a guitar pick flathead
screw counter sunk in the housing
for the secret sauce.
Yes, there's a Lee Majors graphic on the pedal.
F*** how everybody does it.
Time for new shit man.
I'll get a pick whenever I'm over by it.
But I don't even look at it until I need
to step on it.
Yeah man it's a f'n boost.
But it boosts frequencies that range
from psychotic to pretty boy floyd.
I can't wait for the Dumble enthusiast's
to f'n step on it and hear & feel what it
does to their f'n Dum'bells.
Turn that amp off and walk home boy.
(tail between legs)