To my brothers in guitarms

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SmuggNorris

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I say to thee, cast down your Ibanezes, Fenders, and Charvels. Don't sully your fingertips with such pedestrian instruments, it is time to rise up and join the world of the affluent guitar community. Perhaps you have always wanted to tickle your ears with the finest of tones from superior equipment but couldn't afford it. Well, perhaps you still can't, but you should sell all your gear, or at least as much as it takes to acquire the next level of guitar evolution.

Sadly, only 165 of you; well, 164 considering I bought the first one, will be able to attain such perfection in guitar craftsmanship. These guitars are perfect for the neo soul movement that our friend @VonBonfire has started within our hallowed forum. If you've always wanted to convey your inner most feelings and emotions through your music but have never been able to channel them into a coherent musical phrase, then you need to buy a PRS Private Reserve 40th Anniversary McCarty Dragon and stop being such a plebe.

I am extending an offer to any of my brothers (or sisters) here who buy one of these fine instruments. If you purchase one, you are invited to my private estate and you can play your new PRS through any of my Dumbles or Trainwrecks until your heart is content.

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SmuggNorris said:
Sadly, only 165 of you; well, 164 considering I bought the first one, will be able to attain such perfection in guitar craftsmanship. These guitars are perfect for the neo soul movement that our friend @VonBonfire has started within our hallowed forum. If you've always wanted to convey your inner most feelings and emotions through your music but have never been able to channel them into a coherent musical phrase, then you need to buy a PRS Private Reserve 40th Anniversary McCarty Dragon and stop being such a plebe.
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Thank you Smugg. The beauty of premier neo soul guitar manufacturers like PRS and JAMES TYLER is they now feature budget lines for youths and beginners who wish to begin the magnificent journey into the deep inner expressions and passions you describe pouring into your 40th anniversary dragon model. And believe me, there is nothing "budget" about these instruments as they are premium quality guitars at a price point anyone running a lemonade, popsicle, or shoe shine stand will be able to jump into and earn, yes earn, their way into the Private Reserve and 10 top models which are so cherished by those riding the heights of the now endless neo soul wave.

It's really big of you to drop your fiduciary duties for a few minutes and share this with the forum, but it comes as no surprise as you are a class act Mr. Norris.
 
I feel like strandberg deserves a place upon the same pedestal.

I know too many metal guys use them, but you will never understand the air of superiority you feel from owning one until you own 2 of them like I do
 
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