When I find out who's been pissing ON the urinal at work I'm

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Gonna chop his balls off! How the fuck do you manage to piss on the TOP of the urinal? Have you no dick control? FUCK! That poor cleaning lady!
 
loudgtr":44qsv6u4 said:
:gethim:

Not cool.

No it's not fucking cool! Yesterday there was a puddle on there. Today there's yet another puddle... Where is this guy's dick? Square in the middle of his chest? Or perhaps he pisses out his nose!? WTF!?
 
Vrad":r3mrm68p said:
Gonna chop his balls off! How the fuck do you manage to piss on the TOP of the urinal? Have you no dick control? FUCK! That poor cleaning lady!
Maybe he's 7 ft tall...
 
Could be a woman...I've seen videos.
They can be messy, they have very poor aim.
 
Maybe his wang is short and just fires off in an arch. :lol: :LOL:

The one that gets me where I'm at are the folks that can't flush the turd. Nothing better than walking into a bathroom where a nice chud has been fermenting for eight hours straight. :doh: :gethim:
 
Rampage":2o3d0hn5 said:
Maybe his wang is short and just fires off in an arch. :lol: :LOL:

The one that gets me where I'm at are the folks that can't flush the turd. Nothing better than walking into a bathroom where a nice chud has been fermenting for eight hours straight. :doh: :gethim:

No kidding! They release something that could kill small farm animals in a five mile radius, but are afraid to flush because they might touch the handle and catch something. WTF!@!!
 
Seriously folks... It's not like I work in a zoo or anything. These folks are programmers in a fortune 500 financial company... You'd think they would have learned to aim better.
 
Vrad":cz9x3vqc said:
Seriously folks... It's not like I work in a zoo or anything. These folks are programmers in a fortune 500 financial company... You'd think they would have learned to aim better.

Whip a Linux sticker on the top of each urinal. Problem solved.
 
Rampage":26g3nxhv said:
Vrad":26g3nxhv said:
Seriously folks... It's not like I work in a zoo or anything. These folks are programmers in a fortune 500 financial company... You'd think they would have learned to aim better.

Whip a Linux sticker on the top of each urinal. Problem solved.

They'll drown it in piss because they're Microsoft developers.
 
Vrad":1euwsfrz said:
Rampage":1euwsfrz said:
Vrad":1euwsfrz said:
Seriously folks... It's not like I work in a zoo or anything. These folks are programmers in a fortune 500 financial company... You'd think they would have learned to aim better.

Whip a Linux sticker on the top of each urinal. Problem solved.

They'll drown it in piss because they're Microsoft developers.

:lol: :LOL:
 
gbsmusic":ia6nlmne said:
Randy Van Sykes":ia6nlmne said:
Could be a woman...I've seen videos.
They can be messy, they have very poor aim.
:lol: :LOL: :lol: :LOL: :lol: :LOL: :lol: :LOL:
Damn some women will pee on anything...is that supposed to turn me on or something? :lol: :LOL:
 
Bronco":2brjzu7u said:
Was it this guy?


Probably THIS guy
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once a guy next to me at a concert trough was so bad he was splashing my feet from 3 feet away.
i was expecting to see gills on the sides of his brown slinky.
 
Happens to fat people with small dicks. They don't see what they're doing.
 
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