When I find out who's been pissing ON the urinal at work I'm

[ranalli]

Seriously folks... It's not like I work in a zoo or anything. These folks are programmers in a fortune 500 financial company... You'd think they would have learned to aim better.

"People are pigs."

Seriously man, I work with people you wouldn't expect this from either, but there's piss on the floor, boogers on the wall near the urinals, piss on the toilet seats, etc. Many guys will piss in the stall instead of the urinal, even when a urinal is available, then piss on the seat because they can't be arsed to lift the seat. My favorites are the guys that wipe their butt and run straight out of the bathroom.

Pigs, people are pigs.

HA!!
I've noticed that in our company, the higher up on the food chain you go, the worse they get... We have one guy, one of the higher-ups. He comes out of the stall turns the faucet on.. doesn't do anything, just looks at the water run and walks out. Who are you fooling fuck-wad? LOL!

This seems to be the case for some reason. There's a managing director of a MAJOR financial institution here that makes well over a half a million a year.....he's the biggest slob in there.

 

[Bob Savage]

It gets worse. There's a couple characters who take a massive awful grunting dump.....then I don't even hear them pull the TP.

It takes a lot to surprise me these days. This doesn't surprise me in the least. Probably the same guys that step into the stall and the bathroom is immediately overcome by the scent of bleu cheese.

 

[nbarts]

Just when I thought this place couldn't get any better!

 

[Vrad]

Seriously folks... It's not like I work in a zoo or anything. These folks are programmers in a fortune 500 financial company... You'd think they would have learned to aim better.

"People are pigs."

Seriously man, I work with people you wouldn't expect this from either, but there's piss on the floor, boogers on the wall near the urinals, piss on the toilet seats, etc. Many guys will piss in the stall instead of the urinal, even when a urinal is available, then piss on the seat because they can't be arsed to lift the seat. My favorites are the guys that wipe their butt and run straight out of the bathroom.

Pigs, people are pigs.

HA!!
I've noticed that in our company, the higher up on the food chain you go, the worse they get... We have one guy, one of the higher-ups. He comes out of the stall turns the faucet on.. doesn't do anything, just looks at the water run and walks out. Who are you fooling fuck-wad? LOL!

This seems to be the case for some reason. There's a managing director of a MAJOR financial institution here that makes well over a half a million a year.....he's the biggest slob in there.

Yup... LOL!
I guess if I want to get anywhere in this company, I best stop washing my hands!
I'll start using my hand to wipe my ass... No toilet paper. I'll be CEO before you know it!

 

[Vrad]

My favorites are the guys that wipe their butt and run straight out of the bathroom.

Pigs, people are pigs.

It gets worse. There's a couple characters who take a massive awful grunting dump.....then I don't even hear them pull the TP.

How about the guys that walk up to the urinal next to you, then rip a massive fart! Then look at you like "Was that you!?"

 

[Vrad]

It gets worse. There's a couple characters who take a massive awful grunting dump.....then I don't even hear them pull the TP.

It takes a lot to surprise me these days. This doesn't surprise me in the least. Probably the same guys that step into the stall and the bathroom is immediately overcome by the scent of bleu cheese.

Oh man, why you gotta bring Bleu Cheese into this! LOL!

 

[smdb]

We just fired our bass player and I am so happy!! Not because he did not perform well onstage and his replacement is just awesome.. But because now when we have band practice at my house I don't have to clean off the tolet anymore.. He pissed everywhere!!! Momma taught me at a young age to hit the toilet..
It's so friggin gross...

 

[Vrad]

Welp... they did it again... pool of urine on top of the urinal... I need to set up a camera then bust in there to make a citizens arrest! LOL!

 

[rupe]

I just threw up in my mouth after reading the bleu cheese comment!

I've seen most of this at my last job...the booger on the wall brought back some technicolor memories

I can also add something to the party...we had somebody who would shit all over the toilet seat. The back of the seat would be smeared to gag inducing levels...unbleievable!!!

 

[Bob Savage]

The urine on top of the urinal and smeared toilet poo are disgruntled employees, or they're just plain pissed at the world.

 

[smdb]

I just threw up in my mouth after reading the bleu cheese comment!

I've seen most of this at my last job...the booger on the wall brought back some technicolor memories

I can also add something to the party...we had somebody who would shit all over the toilet seat. The back of the seat would be smeared to gag inducing levels...unbleievable!!!

I have the same thing a my office. It's just wrong..

 

[Meathead]

I just threw up in my mouth after reading the bleu cheese comment!

I've seen most of this at my last job...the booger on the wall brought back some technicolor memories

I can also add something to the party...we had somebody who would shit all over the toilet seat. The back of the seat would be smeared to gag inducing levels...unbleievable!!!

I have a 4 year old boy here who doesn't know how to pee properly yet.
He peed on his floor in his bedroom....pees in the tub across from the toilet...last thing he did is tell me that he peed in the garbage beside the toilet. I said you didn't?! he said yes I peed in the garbage...I said you'll be in trouble if you did...then he says he didn't, I'm just joking.

He may be one of those people when he gets older, I don't know.

 

[vchizzle]

funniest restroom experience ever:

 

[bravedude2]

Happens to fat people with small dicks. They don't see what they're doing.

 

[Vrad]

I just threw up in my mouth after reading the bleu cheese comment!

I've seen most of this at my last job...the booger on the wall brought back some technicolor memories

I can also add something to the party...we had somebody who would shit all over the toilet seat. The back of the seat would be smeared to gag inducing levels...unbleievable!!!

I have a 4 year old boy here who doesn't know how to pee properly yet.
He peed on his floor in his bedroom....pees in the tub across from the toilet...last thing he did is tell me that he peed in the garbage beside the toilet. I said you didn't?! he said yes I peed in the garbage...I said you'll be in trouble if you did...then he says he didn't, I'm just joking.

He may be one of those people when he gets older, I don't know.

HAHAHAha!!

That reminds me of a good pee story. When my oldest son was about 8 or 9 years old he walked into our bedroom. He must have been asleep and made a wrong turn on the way to the bathroom or something. He walked in, walked up to my wife's open closet and proceeded to pee all over her shoes.

 

[ranalli]

we had somebody who would shit all over the toilet seat. The back of the seat would be smeared to gag inducing levels...unbleievable!!!

It's one thing if that was a one time accident or something...but the problem is that there's people that do this kind of stuff every day.