You're going to need a fedora. White socks up to your knees. $200 running shoes since you're always active since your penis inverted. If you're a dentist you're in, but if not, you'll need to be able to play like one. Edge of breakup and clean tones on your $4300 amps. Have 3 of both of those amps, really. Talk about how your wife lets you get away with it and she's a keeper, acknowledging that you're essentially castrated. Have all your opinions based on popular opinions so you don't come across as if you think for yourself.
Really, there's so much more, it's a serious treasure-trove of the best 71 year old classics cats money could buy. Oh, and make old man jokes about bands you don't understand as if they're inferior to America and Cream.
