Where does one buy tan pants?

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skinny jeans

Disgusting. I don't understand how any respectable man does this

 

[VonBonfire]

Disgusting. I don't understand how any respectable man does this

It's form fitting clothing for men who have painted on arms and wear their hair in a bun for style rather than convenience.

 

[japetus]

It's form fitting clothing for men who have painted on arms and wear their hair in a bun for style rather than convenience.

 

[glpg80]

l

It's form fitting clothing for men who have painted on arms and wear their hair in a bun for style rather than convenience.

cant forget the massive ass keychain clipped to a belt loop and a wallet chain. Absolute must.

 

[njshred]

Amazon, they got everything.

 

[japetus]

Amazon, they got everything.

Amazon Tan Pants sounds like a badass song title

 

[VonBonfire]

l

cant forget the massive ass keychain clipped to a belt loop and a wallet chain. Absolute must.

Low cut sneakers with no socks on is another classic trait. Usually paired with a goatee or other hipster cut facial hair.

Amazon, they got everything.

Yes they do.

 

[VonBonfire]

Amazon Tan Pants sounds like a badass song title

 

[Chase42147]

I think this is probably what they wear over there when their tan pants are in the laundry

 

[Monkey Man]

Backdoor access...

 

[Chase42147]

Backdoor access...

Yup haha

 

[JohnnyGtar]

Fucking Gold

 

[JohnnyGtar]

I have so much to learn

Dude, we're here to help.

 

[JohnnyGtar]

Acceptable when paired with a well polished pair of penny loafers or florsheims.

 

[JohnnyGtar]

Backdoor access...

 

[MadAsAHatter]

You're going to need a fedora. White socks up to your knees. $200 running shoes since you're always active since your penis inverted. If you're a dentist you're in, but if not, you'll need to be able to play like one. Edge of breakup and clean tones on your $4300 amps. Have 3 of both of those amps, really. Talk about how your wife lets you get away with it and she's a keeper, acknowledging that you're essentially castrated. Have all your opinions based on popular opinions so you don't come across as if you think for yourself.

Really, there's so much more, it's a serious treasure-trove of the best 71 year old classics cats money could buy. Oh, and make old man jokes about bands you don't understand as if they're inferior to America and Cream.

You forgot one of the most important parts... the 5lb Gibson Les Paul and grab & go combo amp.

 

[mentoneman]

Guam.

I’ll have the Zima Gold. Neat.

Speaking of tan pants,
you’ve heard of camel toe….meet the Lasorda lobster claw.
“Ay Tommy! Lay off the Dodger dogs wouldja!”

 

[SoooRad]

Fuck tan pants.
Buy JNCOs
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That's SSO

 

[rsm]

summer is coming, you'll need some shorts

(thanks Mailman)

 

[VonBonfire]

I think this is probably what they wear over there when their tan pants are in the laundry
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I decided I don't want to live in this world any longer after seeing this.