Interesting question... Been away for a couple days but this one caught my eye.
I can tell you why I think pedals are stupid... I think they're stupid because they typically make me bend down and constantly sit there spending precious "play time" while I try to tweak it to my liking. Nevertheless, that's ALL I hate about them - the benefits FAR outweigh this "minor inconvenience". Sure, it's great to be super simple and pure and just go direct to amp, in fact, that's how I typically practice. But when it comes to the textures, tones and styles I can drum up from just a few pedals - hell, I love 'em!! Regardless of the bending over -
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Some pedals are monsters - they require a lot of time and patience (ie Eventide's Factor series) and are super finicky when you start in on their learning curve. These are often dismissed as "horrible". Then there's the super simple ones - you step on them, something happens, and you step on them again, and they turn off - these range in price from minimal to ridiculous, and I've found that the more expensive they are, the more 'special uber guru magic' they seemingly possess
So it goes - they're a pain in the ass. But if you get the right mix of them, and learn each one of them independent of one another AND with the rest, you're set. But it takes time - and most of us aren't full time musicians making a living off of music - so this learning curve cuts into "precious play time" and the frustration level peaks and we instantly think "STOOPID PEDDLE!!!". One other thing - quality connectors are key in the image of pedals - if some cat comes to a gig with a board of 10+ pedals wired together with crap, the sound is typically CRAP and someone smart will say "dude, just can the board and go direct - we don't have time to screw with this' and as soon as he/she goes direct - VOILA!! - blanket lifted. But if one takes the time to use good quality cables, it makes all the difference...hence the reason some pro's have awesome sized boards in front of them, but their tone is wickedly good. They also know each pedal PERFECTLY well - inside and out...
Just my 2 cents. And ya, the spelling mistakes were intentional
V.