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VonBonfire
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No comment. I don't wanna get my ass kicked or my thumbs broken. He knows where I gig.Is a screen name change from Smash in order? Maybe to Gently Smear?
shredi knight
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I've never been more proud...
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shredi knight
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thegame
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I'll buy that for a dollar!
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VonBonfire
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ChuggNorris
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Truly honored to be here today.
Griff you've outdone yourself.
Fuckin speechless... but heres a speech...
Ive been thinking about & waiting on this for a while. Because I knew you would actually do it. And I was hoping it would be in the vein of a "tight metal" type of circuit something nasty.
As someone who expressly makes claims that no boost pedal is needed when your balls are big enough... I stand behind this. However this is more than a boost pedal its a legendary slaying device obviously. I bet through a clean signal and tweaked it will sound badass. Or over some dirt even.
Ive thrown alot of shade around here. (They always deserve it) and slayed alotta whores in my day. (They also deserved it). When I returned from Babylon sent from the harmony central days.. I knew it would be work being to re-carve an identity they thought once long lost. Blood was spilled. The challengers were killed.
"ChuggNorris" is the collective spirit that every cork of sniffs tries to drown with wizzer amps & and they all must return to the water eventually. Where Chugg still waits for them
I truly want to have the honor of wielding this pedal it will be my personal promise to you that it will be the one pedal I never parted with. It would remain with me always encompassing all the wars & blood spilled on the rig talk boards. Just the brutal history that is in that design would be priceless to me. Truly
I stake the machete in the ground & take a knee. In order to bow to you this one time.
Youre a great pedal builder & by far one of my favorite fixtures of this forum. If it came down to it, Id miss you with the blade on purpose
Thanks for all your contributions when it comes to the world of music. Youve brightened alot of peoples days with your designs. This is an epic design by an epic builder. Incredible. 
Thanks for having me cork sniffas.
Its been a pleasure even when it wasnt.
-The Real ChuggNorris
ChuggNorris
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Smash what do we need to work out to get me that 001 pedal.... I didnt even see the damn thread til now....
This is where it all started...
Its only right.....
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VonBonfire
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You'll have to pass my tan pants blues chops exam.Smash what do we need to work out to get me that 001 pedal.... I didnt even see the damn thread til now....
This is where it all started...
Its only right.....
DanTravis62
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Truly honored to be here today.
Griff you've outdone yourself.
Fuckin speechless... but heres a speech...
Ive been thinking about & waiting on this for a while. Because I knew you would actually do it. And I was hoping it would be in the vein of a "tight metal" type of circuit something nasty.
As someone who expressly makes claims that no boost pedal is needed when your balls are big enough... I stand behind this. However this is more than a boost pedal its a legendary slaying device obviously. I bet through a clean signal and tweaked it will sound badass. Or over some dirt even.
Ive thrown alot of shade around here. (They always deserve it) and slayed alotta whores in my day. (They also deserved it). When I returned from Babylon sent from the harmony central days.. I knew it would be work being to re-carve an identity they thought once long lost. Blood was spilled. The challengers were killed.
"ChuggNorris" is the collective spirit that every cork of sniffs tries to drown with wizzer amps & and they all must return to the water eventually. Where Chugg still waits for them
I truly want to have the honor of wielding this pedal it will be my personal promise to you that it will be the one pedal I never parted with. It would remain with me always encompassing all the wars & blood spilled on the rig talk boards. Just the brutal history that is in that design would be priceless to me. Truly
I stake the machete in the ground & take a knee. In order to bow to you this one time.
Youre a great pedal builder & by far one of my favorite fixtures of this forum. If it came down to it, Id miss you with the blade on purpose
Thanks for having me cork sniffas.
Its been a pleasure even when it wasnt.
-The Real ChuggNorris
Welcome back chugg
ChuggNorris
Well-known member
You'll have to pass my tan pants blues chops exam.
I messaged Smash hoping he will do the right thing and not require sexual favors for it
If he does require sexual favors Im sending the "yehuda" guy because he always knows how to make wierd crazy noises disguised as amp demos.
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VonBonfire
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I don't think he owes you anything but if I had that pedal I'd demand a Wizzer MCII in trade.I messaged Smash hoping he will do the right thing and not require sexual favors for it
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Hack
This comment alone is making me lean towards helping a chugg outI messaged Smash hoping he will do the right thing and not require sexual favors for it
If he does require sexual favors Im sending the "yehuda" guy because he always knows how to make wierd crazy noises disguised as amp demos.
griff10672
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Gee .... I don't know what to say ..... Thanks @ChuggNorris it was my pleasure and honor ..... much appreciatedTruly honored to be here today.
Griff you've outdone yourself.
Fuckin speechless... but heres a speech...
Ive been thinking about & waiting on this for a while. Because I knew you would actually do it. And I was hoping it would be in the vein of a "tight metal" type of circuit something nasty.
As someone who expressly makes claims that no boost pedal is needed when your balls are big enough... I stand behind this. However this is more than a boost pedal its a legendary slaying device obviously. I bet through a clean signal and tweaked it will sound badass. Or over some dirt even.
Ive thrown alot of shade around here. (They always deserve it) and slayed alotta whores in my day. (They also deserved it). When I returned from Babylon sent from the harmony central days.. I knew it would be work being to re-carve an identity they thought once long lost. Blood was spilled. The challengers were killed.
"ChuggNorris" is the collective spirit that every cork of sniffs tries to drown with wizzer amps & and they all must return to the water eventually. Where Chugg still waits for them
I truly want to have the honor of wielding this pedal it will be my personal promise to you that it will be the one pedal I never parted with. It would remain with me always encompassing all the wars & blood spilled on the rig talk boards. Just the brutal history that is in that design would be priceless to me. Truly
I stake the machete in the ground & take a knee. In order to bow to you this one time.
Youre a great pedal builder & by far one of my favorite fixtures of this forum. If it came down to it, Id miss you with the blade on purpose
Thanks for having me cork sniffas.
Its been a pleasure even when it wasnt.
-The Real ChuggNorris
thegame
Well-known member
It’s no coincidence that the real Chuck Norris died just before this pedal came out. Physics doesn’t allow such powerful forces of negative and positive energy to occupy the same space time continuum
ChuggNorris
Well-known member
Chuck was taken to the depths.
But he made that decision, death waited for Chuck. Chuck didnt wait for death.
His soul now encased in distortion.
Nobody is above the lake for too long
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VonBonfire
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I'm hoping now that you're back you'll tell us what it was like working with Chad Kroeger in a band that played actual heavy music not that hey hey i'm a wannabe rockstar stuff he's known for today.Chuck was taken to the depths.
But he made that decision, death waited for Chuck. Chuck didnt wait for death.
His soul now encased in distortion.
Nobody is above the lake for too long
SmuggNorris
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I would be remiss if I didn't step in here...
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Hack
Welcome to the party
griff10672
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they're all surfacing ..........
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Hack
Boys and Girls, I am afraid the pedal may have been lost. My tracking never updated since it was picked up.
I have a few theories on what may have happened. It is possible that @ChuggNorris may have hijacked the UPS truck in jealousy and outrage.
But it has come to my attention that @shar-vell Dan also may have wanted it secretly for sexual gratification. While this may seem outlandish, a picture was taken earlier that supports this theory of complete animal instinct and uninhibited self debasement
I have a few theories on what may have happened. It is possible that @ChuggNorris may have hijacked the UPS truck in jealousy and outrage.
But it has come to my attention that @shar-vell Dan also may have wanted it secretly for sexual gratification. While this may seem outlandish, a picture was taken earlier that supports this theory of complete animal instinct and uninhibited self debasement
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