William Shatner releasing metal album

[mentoneman]

Yeah, the thing is, it is even just the way he picks and frets the notes. As in, you could play a good melody with his poor technique and it would sound bad. This isn't about what he chooses to play - but how he plays it naturally, which is not so much a choice, but a limitation.

i’m smelling what you’re stepping in.
like the knocked-kneed nerd down the street who buys a Les Paul and Marshall stack to be admired by the cool gang but is unable to tie his clown shoes without wetting his corduroy pants.

 

[Hiwatts-n-Gibsons]

He should make some green chick music videos.

With Rob Zombie directing.

Or maybe do a song with him like "I was Pegged by my Martian Mistress - Feat. Rob Zombie", and have Rob direct the vid.

 

[Uzi Nein Millimetah]

One of the cool things about making it to 94:

You've outlived all of your (original) critics.

 

[311boogieman]

KHAAAAAAAAAAN!