I dunno mate.
Now that you've called me "sir" in front of everyone it stands as an exemplar of how the forum should treat me.
No more references to monkey business or monkeying around? Such simianist attitudes.
Tell you what, I'll meet you halfway. I'll savour the moment for a bit then delete it... unless it turns into a thing, at which point it'll have a life of its own and be like Seagal - hard-to-kill.