Worst guitar solo ever????

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I haven't seen one of these in quite some time, and I'm bored, up early watching the squirtle make a mess, so here you go. What is your pick for the worst guitar solo ever?

My number one is K King's solo on fight for your right to party. It is THE suck! I think it may have been from the era when he still didn't know what notes were in key and such. I read somewhere quite some years ago that he would just pick a bunch of random notes really fast, and tried to pick ones that he thought sounded best, or something along those lines. At any rate, the solo on Fight For Your Right to Party is really friggin' stinky!

Also, since we're talking about suckage, can you think of a player that either A) sucks so bad that they can make a killer sounding/well eq'd rig sound like ass? or B) is really a solid player, but can't turn knobs worth a crap and thus makes a killer rig sound like ass regardless of skill?

Most gearheads will normally agree that a killer player can make any POS amp sound good, but what about the reverse? So there you are, 2 basic questions.

1) Worst solo
2) Player with great gear either has suck tone, or plays so bad everything they touch sounds like ass

I hope this isn't too edgy for y'all at 8am lol! :scared:

Oh and my pick for question 2 is actually the guy that made me want to pick up and learn electric "lead" guitar.......... Neal Schon I love his playing, vibrato, etc, but he sure gets really mediocre to somewhat sucky tone from all those expensive (read Deizel VH, etc.) amps. JMO, so don't beat me up too bad on that one lol!
 
charveldan":3w436ijw said:


Honorable mention ... :doh:

I was thinking more of original recordings/artists, but yeah that video is sucky. I've ran into it a few times on accident. I don't know how watching a War Pigs video can turn into that friggin' mess, but yeah ugh.......... :doh: :no:
 
The most recent metallica disc has some moments where I wonder how a room full of people could let such slop get by. I'm not a Kirk hater, he has plenty of great solos, so I blame the people who are yes men
 
crankyrayhanky":1s7qctkr said:
The most recent metallica disc has some moments where I wonder how a room full of people could let such slop get by. I'm not a Kirk hater, he has plenty of great solos, so I blame the people who are yes men

Yar he can be kinda lazy, and needs someone to kick him into gear, and not stroke his ego.
 
Inca Roads":19r805hp said:

Who the hell is that friggin' guy? WTF? He's chanting dude's lines from the end of "The Warriors," while repeating some Turbo Lover sounding nonsense over and over again.............. :doh: I didn't realize the acid back then was THAT friggin' bad..... :no: Either that or dude is off his meds. :scared:
 
Anything i've ever played

I know some like him but the lead on Cult of Personality is super painful to hear. I cannot stand it
 
On my mobile. Have to ask: when FFYRTP is referenced above, are we talking Beastie Boys here, or does Slayer have a song named that as well?

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yngzaklynch":3foepafr said:
Anything i've ever played

I know some like him but the lead on Cult of Personality is super painful to hear. I cannot stand it

That's the solo that came to my mind. Great song, horrible solo.
 
yngzaklynch":3hl0phl9 said:
Anything i've ever played

I know some like him but the lead on Cult of Personality is super painful to hear. I cannot stand it

this is the one I came in here to say--- I could throw my guitar down the stairs and it would bout the same


FFYRTP ?? I always thought it was an intentionally terrible solo
 
kissmyace":2e5q78mb said:
yngzaklynch":2e5q78mb said:
Anything i've ever played

I know some like him but the lead on Cult of Personality is super painful to hear. I cannot stand it

this is the one I came in here to say--- I could throw my guitar down the stairs and it would bout the same


FFYRTP ?? I always thought it was an intentionally terrible solo

I too was scrolling all the way to the bottom to mention Cult of Personality! First thing that came to my mind!
 


Every GC player ive ever seen ^^^^^^^^



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