Fractal customer service story-
I waited 15 years to afford an AxeFX, ordered it and anxiously awaited the holidays to pass before receiving it. My buddy and I prank each other all the time and I should have paid more attention when
FractalAudioSales@gmail.com sent me an email telling me there was a shipping mix-up and someone else was going to get my unit and that I’d have to wait about 5 months before I got mine.
I immediately go to the FAS forum to ask if anyone had heard of them doing something like that before and I don’t think a minute had passed before they stepped in. I can’t remember the exact order of events, but at some point I received the same e-mail at my work email address. FAS and myself were both thinking there was a hack somewhere along the way, exposing their customers e-mails and order history, as well as somehow getting my work email address.
I called our IT guy to look into it and FAS’ IT reached out to me, Matt reached out to me as did Mark Day. Before 10 minutes had passed I had confirmation via Mark that the unit was on it’s way to me and not to be worried about that, but we were all still at a loss with how the info was given out and working on both sides to figure that out.
9pm rolls around, my buddy sends me a text-
“What’s up? You get your AxeFX yet?”
”No, dude, the fucking day I had involving that….” then reiterate the whole story and how FAS was investigating it, how my company was investigating it and there had to have been a serious breach somewhere along the way.
“Oh fuck, dude, it was just a prank. I thought you’d see the email and call me all upset about not getting your AxeFX”
”DUDE! ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!?!! WHY THE FUCK WOULD I CALL YOU AT 8AM WHEN YOU DON’T EVEN WAKE UP UNTIL FUCKING 5PM!!! HOW WOULD YOU HELP ME GET MY AXEFX ON TIME?!?! ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!?! DUDE!!! YOU’RE A FUCKING IDIOT! YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER FOR REAL?!?! MY FUCKING WORK E-MAIL?!?! OUR IT GUY IS PULLING HIS HAIR OUT TRYING TO RESOLVE THIS SHIT AND SO IS FRACTAL’S!”
I was so pissed off at him and in over 20 years, I’ve never been mad at this dude once.
Immediately went to Fractal to let them know it was a stupid prank. Cliff wasn’t too pleased, to say the least.
So I paid the motherfucker back by getting my CFO in on it and told him she was suspending me until she could figure out if I could keep my job or not due to “allowing my email address to be used for pranks”. I told him she didn’t believe me that it was a prank and he had to call her up to explain it. She is an extremely intimidating woman when she wants to be, she used to be a consulate in Mexico for the government and was in the armed services for years, she’s a master at playing dumb and then unleashing the fooking fury.
He was nearly in tears by the time she was done with him. I kept it going for 2 years until an incident occurred in my marriage and she actually showed up to offer any kind of help she could, met him in person and then we finally told him. Fuckin’ prick.
But even while FAS was trying to figure out WTF was up, they made sure I was taken care of first and foremost. Emails, PM’s, phone calls, they were on it.