Liberal Gloating

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Aynirar27 said:
It’s clearly the only explanation for multiple people thinking you are a dumbass.
Stop bitching about alts and “transparency” and I’ll stop bringing up whatever you are hiding from
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You never have any impact and you keep tripping over your prolapsed asshole and making a stooge of yourself..........every time.

Why do you continue to engage when you ALWAYS know the outcome will be the same..........WHY?
 
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Alright I’ve got a good one.

There was a drunk guy, gay guy, and a greedy guy standing at the gates of Heaven. Peter says look fellas, I’ll let you back down, but if you keep doing what you’re doing, poof you’re gone.

So poof they’re back on earth walking down the street. The drunk guy sees a bar and starts walking over to it and poof he’s gone. The greedy guy and the gay guy are walking down the street, the greedy guy sees a $20 bill laying on the ground and bends over to pick it up and poof they’re both gone.
 
jaxadam said:
Alright I’ve got a good one.

There was a drunk guy, gay guy, and a greedy guy standing at the gates of Heaven. Peter says look fellas, I’ll let you back down, but if you keep doing what you’re doing, poof you’re gone.

So poof they’re back on earth walking down the street. The drunk guy sees a bar and starts walking over to it and poof he’s gone. The greedy guy and the gay guy are walking down the street, the greedy guy sees a $20 bill laying on the ground and bends over to pick it up and poof they’re both gone.
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Bag Man said:
You never have any impact and you keep tripping over your prolapsed asshole and making a stooge of yourself..........every time.

Why do you continue to engage when you ALWAYS know the outcome will be the same..........WHY?
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Kind of you to share your daily affirmations with us
 
jaxadam said:
Alright I’ve got a good one.
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A better one:

Three couples, two straight and one gay, are on a cruise when the ship gets hit by a tidal wave. The ship capsizes and they all drown and find themselves before St. Peter.

The first straight couple goes up and asks St. Peter "Can we enter heaven?"
St. Peter replies "You, sir, are a glutton! You have always loved food more than anything else. You love food so much that you even married a woman named Candy!" In a puff of smoke, they are sent to Hell.

The second straight couple goes up and asks St. Peter "Can we enter heaven?"
St. Peter replies "You, sir, are greedy! You have always loved money more than anything else. You love money so much that you even married a woman named Penny!" In a puff of smoke, they are sent to Hell.

At this point, one of the gay guys leans over to his partner and whispers "It's not looking good, Dick."
 
Aynirar27 said:
Kind of you to share your daily affirmations with us
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Get a life you stalking troll.................you ARE a stalker as you initiate all contact one way or another.

I know the love is strong but I won't sleep with you.
 
Donnie B said:
A better one:
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Debatable.

I've heard a couple different versions of that one.

Here's one someone here might have some experience with:

This guy is sitting at a bar next to a very attractive older woman in her late 60s. They chit chat for a while and after a few drinks she asks him if he's ever had a Sportsmans Double. He said no, what's a Sportsmans Double? So she explains to him that it's when you make love to the mother and daughter at the same time. Well, by looking at her, he can only imagine what her daughter looks like. So after a few more drinks they decide it's a go and the ride back to her place and she opens the door and says "Mom, you still up?"
 
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