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VonBonfire
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He picks his spots. You won't find a tastier player than Wayne. Rumor has it Tosin Abasi studied guitar under him privately.
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VonBonfire
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How Gibson managed to rip off what is clearly a Lotus design is just evidence of how messed up things are. I heard dimebag preferred a Lotus for studio work with Pantera. Nothing screams "I'm Texan" like rocking a Lotus and a hawaiian shirt.
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VonBonfire
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Is Paul Stanely not the best lead singer ever? On top of that he's a hulk of a man. Dude must be five foot six in those platform heels.
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NowYou'rePlayingWithPower
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antichrist superstar was the last great rock album.
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VonBonfire
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Yeah but Paul oozes that "could be your jewish grandmother" vibe so prominently it's hard to overlook that charisma even with a very fat person next to him on stage.
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VonBonfire
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Maybe you've never heard of a canadian band named Nickelback?
NowYou'rePlayingWithPower
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I'm actually deaf.
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VonBonfire
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You don't listen to it, you just tell other people you listen to it. Nickelback. Limp Bizkit, Creed, and post Load/Re-load Metallica is the very best stuff ever released as rock music.
japetus
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So that explains it
Stripped Rights
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Not sure what's wrong but guy looks like a zombie to me.
FokenBusker
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LTD Viper is the only guitar most ppl would ever need in their lives stop spending all of your food money on Gibgobs and Fengerd
NowYou'rePlayingWithPower
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Gibgobs and Fengerds are safer to eat than LTD Vipers.
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VonBonfire
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He should start a band called Black Zombie. Make it horror themed. He's got the look down. The scary 22nd century transgender grandpa look.
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VonBonfire
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A bunch of fengerds hang out on the square downtwon on the weekends.
FokenBusker
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Monkey Man
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That post is Hella-tasteful. 
FokenBusker
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if a person falls down in the woods and u run up and hit them with something and run away,
nobody gives a shit haha u got off scott free great job
nobody gives a shit haha u got off scott free great job
Monkey Man
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If you close your eyes it didn't happen.
Monkey Man
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If you repeat something for 10 seconds it becomes the truth.