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VonBonfire
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Paul Reed Smith is the new Ted McCarty.
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VonBonfire
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If Eddie were still here he'd be playing Magnatone now too.
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VonBonfire
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The new Pantera lineup is so much better than the original. Phil finally got rid of those meddling brothers and got Ozzy's guitarist instead.
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VonBonfire
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Zakk Wylde is the new dimebag.
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VonBonfire
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A Kerry King-Pat Boone Christmas album would surely be a best seller.
FokenBusker
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that's legit the most fair criticism i've heard of the show
FokenBusker
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highschoolers with youtube/twitch/etc platforms making millions
child labor works but only if it's via self employment
my avatar really liked that joke
child labor works but only if it's via self employment
my avatar really liked that joke
Monkey Man
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Your avatar caught covid from a bat with Randy Marsh and brought it back from China.
FokenBusker
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My avatar invented Covid and sold it to Xi
311boogieman
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These are the best jokes ever.
84superchamp
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If we feed, clothe and pay violent vagrants they will become upstanding citizens.
FokenBusker
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If we starve the rich they can no longer destroy the world
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VonBonfire
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BB King's best tone was with a telecaster.
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VonBonfire
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First came the Gibson LP DC copy. Clever.
Then came the PRS stratocaster. Hey we can make a toilet seat better than the other guys.
PRS' next revolutionary guitar will be a JEM with bird inlays and a PRS headstock. "PRS silver GEM"
Then came the PRS stratocaster. Hey we can make a toilet seat better than the other guys.
PRS' next revolutionary guitar will be a JEM with bird inlays and a PRS headstock. "PRS silver GEM"
FokenBusker
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jesus christ they found a way to make something uglier than a hydra
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VonBonfire
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PRS main LP dc ripoff design looks like a wood tick to me. My wife always laughs when I says it. Somehow Gibson did their own design better than PRS did which should amaze the class.
FokenBusker
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Smartphones made ppl lazy
Before that, the Internet made ppl lazy
Before that, Cable TV and remotes made ppl lazy
Before that, broadcast TV made ppl lazy
Before that, radio made ppl lazy
Before that, reading made ppl lazy
Before that, ceramics made ppl lazy, they used to have to carry their water by hand
Before that, the Internet made ppl lazy
Before that, Cable TV and remotes made ppl lazy
Before that, broadcast TV made ppl lazy
Before that, radio made ppl lazy
Before that, reading made ppl lazy
Before that, ceramics made ppl lazy, they used to have to carry their water by hand
Stripped Rights
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As long as it doesn't have that fuckin retarded handle it's bound to be better.
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VonBonfire
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Ceramic speakers are plinky, harsh, and ice-picky.
FokenBusker
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You mean the cones? I have never heard of that before but I can't imagine them being of any use to a guitar player. Where would the lows even come from? Or are they hybridized?