Chuck Norris vs. Batman

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TheBiggestJerk

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I’m taking Chuck with my wife’s reasoning… “Well Batman’s NOT real!!!”

Good point!
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I think Batman should fight David Carradine first.

Then level up to Chuck.

Everyone knows when Chuck is doing pushups, he's not actually pushing himself up, he's actually pushing flat Earth down.
 
Comic books and superheroes suck. Norris all the way.
 
I think Batman should fight David Carradine first.

Then level up to Chuck.

Everyone knows when Chuck is doing pushups, he's not actually pushing himself up, he's actually pushing flat Earth down.
That’s half true, Newtons 3rd law. It takes earths full force to move him back.
 

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