Replacing the driveshaft in the yellow Firebird.
The flame top cherry burst ML vrs the solid mahogany trans red ML(before they ever got floyded).
The white,24 fret MLF with his name in gold paint on the headstock.
OMG! The Yamaha combo he ran into two Marshall cabs before he got his first Randall!
The loogie wall next to his bed(trust me,everyone stayed away from that side of his bedroom).
The finer points of how to crotch stuff your spandex with a bar towel.
That Charvel with the hot rod flames he won in a compete that was always in the front atrium.
Watching him practice legato runs over and over till his arm cramped.
His first Floyd rose,and the ensuing months of horrible experimental noises.
Twin sisters vodka at the motel pool in Munster TX in the August texas heat.
That same motel rooms destroyed door,cops at 8am,and selling gear to pay for the damages.
Handing out little plastic army men from a bucket as Xmas gifts at school to everyone who walked by.
Thanks for the memories,you scrawny brillo-head.