A list of songs you shouldn't play at Guitar Center.

[FourT6and2]

Wait, you guys actually play guitar? Fuck that noise. Too much work.

 

[IndyWS6]

Wait, you guys actually play guitar? Fuck that noise. Too much work.

If that's the case then: your SLOClone I can haz?

 

[bobbyd]

Cliffs Of Dover. If I want to hear something get butchered I'll go to the deli.

Any tuning with the low E tuned down sooo low that only whales can hear it.


If you're an old guy with Khaki shorts on don't play any Tom Petty. You're going to play it at your pool side gig anyway, why play it on your day off?

Any Limp Bizquick. They sucked 15 years ago and suck worse now. Don't suck like them.

Any Black Sabbath. Iommi was missing fingers..........are you making fun of the disabled?


Any songs that reference guns. Think of the Liberal hipsters and their feelings?

i just spit my coffee on the computer monitor. thanks!


the EJ comment made me crack up. I have rarely if ever heard anyone play that main melodic lick worth a shit. and it sounds REALLY bad when it's played sloppily.....

no one should wear TAN PANTZ unless they work at Best Buy and it's part of the uniform or something.

 

[jkdsteve]

Fuck the haters, If I enjoy playing a riff.....I'm gonna play it.

..and, people still shop at Guitar Center?

 

[FourT6and2]

Wait, you guys actually play guitar? Fuck that noise. Too much work.

If that's the case then: your SLOClone I can haz?

Nah man, I wake up every day and the first thing I do is look at the purdy wiring job I did. And I know the day will be that much brighter.

 

[Chester Nimitz]

 

[rsm]

 

[midnightlaundry]

 

[IndyWS6]

Wait, you guys actually play guitar? Fuck that noise. Too much work.

If that's the case then: your SLOClone I can haz?

Nah man, I wake up every day and the first thing I do is look at the purdy wiring job I did. And I know the day will be that much brighter.

 

[lol]

any song that contains those annoying squealy br00tz pinched harmonics. that's what I always hear in GC and sam ash. lol