A plan to annex Canada, Greenland, and Australia

[Erock]

Edumacate me then guys:

Why does the article recommend feeding them crickets, mealworms, silkworms and "even" small pinkie mice (practically newborns).

Even small birds are orders of magnitude larger than that.

Just curious. I know the South American ones are larger and 100% do eat small birds.

Maybe it's just bad marketing. Every video seems like even your cute stuff wants to kill you.

All joking aside, would love to visit there some day.

 

[japetus]

it is time for an all out war against Australia.

 

[67mike]

Trump is saying that he will just 'get' Gaza. Not buy, just get it.

Hmmm. Is he playing with a full deck?!?

 

[VonBonfire]

Trump is saying that he will just 'get' Gaza. Not buy, just get it.

I'm holding out for USA made Wizard MCII's.

 

[japetus]

I'm holding out for USA made Wizard MCII's.

I actually came up with a new name for Canada..try this one on for size..."Upper America". It's got a ring to it!

 

[VonBonfire]

I actually came up with a new name for Canada..try this one on for size..."Upper America". It's got a ring to it!

Annexing Canada is pretty much gonna ruin Warroad MN being called "Hockeytown USA" forever.

 

[Thumbpicker]

I actually came up with a new name for Canada..try this one on for size..."Upper America". It's got a ring to it!

Canadusa puts the USA at the arse end of Canada which is geographically appropriate

 

[Thumbpicker]

I think you'd need a completely new country name if you merged. Something like Wankonia.

 

[Thumbpicker]

Hail Hail Wankonia!

 

[VonBonfire]

I think you'd need a completely new country name if you merged.

Never happen. They will just be another state like Australia and Gaza. Better start reciting your pledge of allegiance.

 

[Thumbpicker]

Never happen. They will just be another state like Australia and Gaza. Better start reciting your pledge of allegiance.

I like Wankonia - it has a ring to it.

 

[VonBonfire]

I like Wankonia - it has a ring to it.

You will have a better life as an American. Hang tight.

 

[Thumbpicker]

 

[VonBonfire]

We're actually going to tie your kangaroo down sport if you decide to fight us.

 

[Thumbpicker]

We're actually going to tie your kangaroo down sport if you decide to fight us.

Just remember Russell Crowe - fightin' round the world with his tug boat "Tugger" mate...

you'd be toast

kind of like my avatar...

 

[VonBonfire]

you'd be toast

Most of your countrymen will assist us in annexing you.

 

[67mike]

I'm holding out for USA made Wizard MCII's.

Same pricing, papayahead.

 

[MadAsAHatter]

Same pricing, papayahead.

But it'll be able to have the Made in USA logo on it.

 

[Thumbpicker]

But it'll be able to have the Made in USA logo on it.

It'll be hard to dial out the constant irritating undertone of conspiracies from the signal chain.

 

[MadAsAHatter]

It'll be hard to dial out the constant irritating undertone of conspiracies from the signal chain.

I know you're jonesing to be part of the USA, but wait your turn. We'll get to Australia eventually.