ADS: Alt Derangement Syndrome

[WEF Chairman]

Your tank is empty but c'mon...........you gotta do BETTER than that.

It’s empty because I just filled up your mom’s tank.

 

[YabbaDabbaDoo]

It’s empty because I just filled up your mom’s tank.

Impossible...............aerial surveillance just saw you get off your dog, Fella.

 

[WEF Chairman]

Impossible...............aerial surveillance just saw you get off your dog, Fella.

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Yeah. Who do you think that dog was, dummy? ???

 

[YabbaDabbaDoo]

Yeah. Who do you think that dog was, dummy? ???

You MUST be a real dog abuser..............my mom is a Chiuaua.

 

[WEF Chairman]

You MUST be a real dog abuser..............my mom is a Chiuaua.

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She’s gotten a lot fatter over the years.

 

[YabbaDabbaDoo]

She’s gotten really fat over the years.

When you've eaten a gang bang of hot dogs you would too.

 

[WEF Chairman]

When you've eaten a gang bang of hot dogs you would too.

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Looks like a party at your house.

 

[YabbaDabbaDoo]

Looks like a party at your house.

Fucking film crew are drinking all my beer.

 

[Stripped Rights]

Shoulda called it AIDS.
Alt-Imagining Dick Suckers

 

[Ben Waylin]

You know it's working when the whole team starts losing their collective shit up in here.

 

[Stripped Rights]

You know it's working when the whole team starts losing their collective shit up in here.

Sure there's only 1 person on the entire planet that disagrees with you. The rest are just alts. Denial is a hell of a thing.

 

[Ben Waylin]

Sure there's only 1 person on the entire planet that disagrees with you. The rest are just alts. Denial is a hell of a thing.

Is this where I poast a clip ?

 

[WEF Chairman]

You know it's working when the whole team starts losing their collective shit up in here.

Believes in ancient fairytales and that everyone is an alt. Not a surprise.

Thankfully, your cult of morons will be a thing of the past during the lifespan of my children. Knowing that gives me almost as much pleasure as knowing that you’re not going to heaven.

 

[Picasso]

You know it's working when the whole team starts losing their collective shit up in here.

Where's the single puppet master?

 

[Ben Waylin]

Where's the single puppet master?

In a van, down by the river.

 

[Stripped Rights]

In a van, down by the river.

Vans, yes vans. No that's something that can at least be proven to exist. Maybe when I die as a sinner I'll end up living in a van down by the river.

 

[Ben Waylin]

Vans, yes vans. No that's something that can at least be proven to exist. Maybe when I die as a sinner I'll end up living in a van down by the river lake of fire.

FTFY

 

[Bluesuede]

Do you think that everyone who disagrees with you must be an alt?

Do you find it unfathomable that more than one person out there doesn't have the same views as you?

Is it so inconceivable to you that when several members give you shit, the only explanation is that they are all the same person??

Do you smell the way you look?


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I was accused of being an alt within the past hour. Me, of all people. Can you believe that?

 

[Bluesuede]

Pragmatic would be saying that banning alts is a practical solution to some of the problems on this site. Granted of course that not having alts is a rule they choose to enforce

Adding that I don’t know anything and that my cock is soft, is the antagonistic part.

If he thinks your cock is soft, he's obviously never spoken to your babysitter.

 

[Dan Gleesak]

I was accused of being an alt within the past hour. Me, of all people. Can you believe that?

That is simply absurd