Already had way too much tequila and way too much weed, sooooo

[Dan Gleesak]

she lit up and did a few shots but still couldn't catch up to me. sex went well.

Sunday morning somehow i woke up on the back deck lounge chair.
I think i may may have decided to go for a swim and then decided that i better not

Is it possible you just fucked a lounge chair?

 

[70 Mach 1]

Is it possible you just fucked a lounge chair?

Couldn't have been. I was the drunk asshole all day Sunday over it

If i banged the chair she would have never known i was ready for an ambulance

 

[JDs Couch]

Is it possible you just fucked a lounge chair?

Well, JD Vance did fuck that couch, so it's got precedent...

 

[Dan Gleesak]

Well, JD Vance did fuck that couch, so it's got precedent...

Saw this today and thought of you lol.
AI is some wild shit

 

[311boogieman]

..., sci fi nonsense. I don't know why I hate that stuff so much I just do.

I thought you believed that aliens were spying on you and flying around your property

 

[VonBonfire]

I thought you believed that aliens were spying on you and flying around your property

I don't believe in aliens from other worlds I only believe in the spirit realm. Or black gov aircraft.

 

[311boogieman]

I don't believe in aliens from other worlds I only believe in the spirit realm. Or black gov aircraft.

Ah. I must have misread one of your posts some time ago or am mistaking you for someone else. Apologies.

 

[Robostyle]

I'm a little late
What's up

 

[Dan Gleesak]

I'm a little late
What's up

My wife and I are trying to figure out if one of our dogs is kinda retarded

 

[Robostyle]

Have you tried anything to prove anything conclusive?

 

[Robostyle]

Have you heard of the reverse duck tongue

 

[Robostyle]

Take that as a no

 

[Dan Gleesak]

Take that as a no

No

 

[Dan Gleesak]

Have you tried anything to prove anything conclusive?

Mostly just looking at her face

 

[Robostyle]

I can't tell if this is a metaphor or not?
We were supposed to have a Ted talk i thought

 

[MadAsAHatter]

Who is this Ted guy and why should I give a crap about what he has to say?

 

[Dan Gleesak]

Who is this Ted guy and why should I give a crap about what he has to say?

It was gonna be me, and I was gonna talk about squirting.

But I got distracted by my dogs and wife

 

[Dan Gleesak]

I can't tell if this is a metaphor or not?
We were supposed to have a Ted talk i thought

No metaphor, there is something off about that dog