Being a man is a mother fucker & now I'm crazy!!!

[Metalhead]

I've got a lot going right in my life and much to be grateful for, but I'm getting nailed from every angle from my wife, my mom, crazy female (aka bitch) customers and other totally insane women. I'm not claiming to be some kind of god that can judge humanity, but women are freaking looped man! They are largely anti-intellectual, therefore, they don't understand shit of what your talking about, highly opinionated without basis, and generally hateful and malicious. I've got a customer that I'd like to have taken care of...wink, wink...I hate her so much. Totally fucked me over after I did all this free shit for her and my company came through like champs. Am I the only one? Please chime in if you're fucking sick of stupid people, but it particular, hoes.

Metalhead

 

[screamindemon]

Right on dude ! their wacked

 

[parntz145]

Thats why GOD invented bullets.

 

[Juggernaut]

I just hate the general public, seems like you can't go out, even to go to the store for a minute, without running into some moron, who needs to be fixed and lobotomized, or just down right brutally murdered.

 

[screamindemon]

Wow, You guys are hard core !

 

[nbarts]

I hate to admit it, but I'm in.

 

[Mailman1971]

I just hate the general public, seems like you can't go out, even to go to the store for a minute, without running into some moron, who needs to be fixed and lobotomized, or just down right brutally murdered.

Brutally murdered??

Man.....thats just wrong!!













Its called a MERCY KILLING!!

 

[Motorpud]

I just hate the general public, seems like you can't go out, even to go to the store for a minute, without running into some moron, who needs to be fixed and lobotomized, or just down right brutally murdered.

Dude, this reminds me of something happened to me today. I went to the Post Office to mail a Cashier's Check and while I was there some asswipe that was like 2 people ahead of me leaned over the handrail and blew a fucking HUUUGE fart Then everybody in the place erupted in laughter but I was only like 3 feet behind him in line and I was hoping it would dissipate before I got to his spot. Luckily, it did. The guy wasn't even embarrassed either, he just looked around. If I would've been the guy directly behind him that got farted on I would've been livid

 

[Juggernaut]

I just hate the general public, seems like you can't go out, even to go to the store for a minute, without running into some moron, who needs to be fixed and lobotomized, or just down right brutally murdered.

Dude, this reminds me of something happened to me today. I went to the Post Office to mail a Cashier's Check and while I was there some asswipe that was like 2 people ahead of me leaned over the handrail and blew a fucking HUUUGE fart Then everybody in the place erupted in laughter but I was only like 3 feet behind him in line and I was hoping it would dissipate before I got to his spot. Luckily, it did. The guy wasn't even embarrassed either, he just looked around. If I would've been the guy directly behind him that got farted on I would've been livid

People are just fucked in the head.... seriously.

 

[Mailman1971]

I just hate the general public, seems like you can't go out, even to go to the store for a minute, without running into some moron, who needs to be fixed and lobotomized, or just down right brutally murdered.

Dude, this reminds me of something happened to me today. I went to the Post Office to mail a Cashier's Check and while I was there some asswipe that was like 2 people ahead of me leaned over the handrail and blew a fucking HUUUGE fart Then everybody in the place erupted in laughter but I was only like 3 feet behind him in line and I was hoping it would dissipate before I got to his spot. Luckily, it did. The guy wasn't even embarrassed either, he just looked around. If I would've been the guy directly behind him that got farted on I would've been livid

Sorry man..........Chili for lunch. I couldnt hold it in any longer.

 

[Metalhead]

Y'all rule! I'm not insane!!! So good to hear. I get to feeling like I could do some crazy shit sometimes, but I don't do it because then they win. Not to get scriptural, but vengeance will be mine sayeth the Lord. Sometimes I wanna help him out a bit!

 

[Death by Uberschall]

Just play louder.

 

[Metalhead]

Yeah, it's like, "I can't hear you, would you speak up...no, still can't hear you...maybe we should talk in a bit after you shut the fuck up!"

 

[Motorpud]

I just hate the general public, seems like you can't go out, even to go to the store for a minute, without running into some moron, who needs to be fixed and lobotomized, or just down right brutally murdered.

Dude, this reminds me of something happened to me today. I went to the Post Office to mail a Cashier's Check and while I was there some asswipe that was like 2 people ahead of me leaned over the handrail and blew a fucking HUUUGE fart Then everybody in the place erupted in laughter but I was only like 3 feet behind him in line and I was hoping it would dissipate before I got to his spot. Luckily, it did. The guy wasn't even embarrassed either, he just looked around. If I would've been the guy directly behind him that got farted on I would've been livid

People are just fucked in the head.... seriously.

I felt like wrapping some piano wire around that guy's neck. It's funny to me now but at the time I was like WTF? I've never publicly farted on someone but I did see a buddy of mine fart on an escalator and a lady rode up like 20 feet behind us and when she hit the cloud she had a noticeable look of anxiety on her face

 

[nbarts]

I've learned to bypass the most part of BS, it's like I have an anti-spamware, they keep talking & talking & only a few things pass through. Just make a face like you're listening.

 

[Metalhead]

Good thinking! I may try that.

 

[Metalhead]

Read this list of insanity and lies. You guys know me, I am not this guy she talks of:

Eric, There is no misunderstanding involved. The last thing you said to me in our telephone conversation on May 20 was that you could not provide landscape services to me because I wanted to be present when those services were performed at my residence. I took you at your word. You have not provided the professional service I expected to receive. First of all, you never notified me that you were sending someone from your company to apply weed kill on May 10, which was before I had even received the job estimate on May 12 or 13 (in the wrong mailbox). Then it took another week at least to receive the landscape services agreement which was incorrect. It showed that treatments were done in Jan., Feb., Mar., Apr. It was also incomplete. I never accepted the landscape services agreement. In your email, you conveniently forgot (again) to acknowledge the damage done to my grass by the application of fertilizer/fungicide/insecticide (one or all? - you never told me exactly what you were doing) by your crew.
You did not extend to me the courtesy of acting on my request to personally inspect the damage done to my yard by your crew. You did send Mike to inspect the damage and he acknowledged that they did something but he didn't know either. You also forgot (again) that I told you I would do my own fungicide and insecticide applications. Your crew left a horrible mess after the aeration and did not clean up the debris. I compared my yard with Mr. Hodge's yard after he had the same aeration performed on the same day and the difference was significant. The plugs of dirt from the aeration were picked up and dispersed in Mr. Hodge's yard and mine weren't.
Perhaps your crew didn't finish the job. I had to spend hours picking up the plugs of dirt and watering them into the ground. I would have thought that you or someone in your company would have inspected procedures done, especially for a new customer.
After everything that has happened, I have no confidence in your ability to provide professional lawn services and will not require your services further.
I will pay you for one weed treatment $48.33, one fertilization $55 (although as mentioned above your crew damaged my yard and, according to the landscape services agreement, no fertilization was done in May) and $92.50 for an incomplete aeration procedure for a total of $195.83. I will be mailing you a check today.
You said you wanted to be paid for the whole job not including regular treatments -- when the estimate shows I am to pay $152.95 for sod that I have already paid for on my own credit card. Also, during the initial yard evaluation meeting, you stated that you accepted monthly payments, not lump sum payments. I would never have agreed to pay up front for services that I would now have no recourse if not performed satisfactorily.
If further discussion of this matter is necessary, I prefer to deal with someone else in your company, preferably Mike. Your manner is very abrasive and upsetting to me. I suffer from a condition that is brought on by stress and I have had an episode of this condition due to this issue with you and your company.
Please honor my request.
Kathy Alley

 

[glpg80]

i farted on my father once right next to his first date/GF, mostly for no reason at all. i'd got bitched at for doing it in the same room let alone in front of him either way, so why bother extra puckering?

as far as the general public goes.... my job at best buy was that i got paid to manipulate them out of their money. thats what got me my hours, and earned my paycheque. most employees knew it, and when they wanted me back, their jaws dropped when i told them my opinion. because they know it is true and are too ignorant to put 2 and 2 together themselves.

after 2 years of that, i finally gave up on retail and the general public both. i have seen and heard it all, and most people are fine, but there are even more people that are just fucking idiots.

then there are people who i bullshat (thats not even a word...) around with for over 2 hours because they were one of a kind - either religiously, scientifically, from other countries, had different views, or were actually intelligent life forms on 2 feet.

every job i have had that dealt with working for X company that did not involve food or factory work, involved lying to the general public or puersuading them in the companies favor or to even get a paycheque.

companies know that the general IQ is fucking low, and thats why you have multi-millionaires - people who can keep a straight face and sell bullshit all of their lives. even the shelves are laid out in walmart so that products that are not hard to reach sell more.

isles are laid out certain ways for this in stores, commericals and advertisements, drugs and doctors, its all around us.

i did it for 6 years, and i had enough. i wont get another job in retail for as long as i live. fuck that, id rather not have a life at all or a place to live. that is guilt i cannot and will not live with.

 

[nbarts]

Just make sure you keep an eye on the conversation, otherwise if they find out you're not listening, you gonna get a lot of "whatever".

 

[JakeAC5253]

Women are just oblivious to the world around them. Anytime a woman enters my walking path I stop and let them go. It's 9 out of 10 times that they either completely ignore your motion of friendliness and respect or didn't notice you in the first place. Jesus, at least flirt or smile or something. Is a thank you out of the question? Really? To add to that, 3 out of 10 times they walk in front of you and then come to a dead stop and begin looking at something that just caught their attention completely disregarding the fact that you have somewhere to go. They drive the same way. I really am not sexist, just observant. I love women, really I do, but men are stepped on today by women more than any race is by other races. Ever notice how they know just how to milk a stereotype when they benefit from it? i.e. how you have to pay for EVERYTHING.