Being a man is a mother fucker & now I'm crazy!!!

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in my age group most of the nicest ones are already taken, or mentally fucked up by being taken advantage of or raped.

im not joking. i can count 5 females i have known that were raped at a young age that ive spoken to in the first place.

the rest of them are just women - the usual category of this whole topic. i do not judge other people, but i do not say anything other than what i have also observed.

women are fucking nuts, literally? :lol: :LOL:
 
Oh my fuck...take a seat gents, I have a few for you and I will do my best to keep it brief.

Exhibit A - my brother's soon to be ex wife. What a fucken sociopathic whore. I did my first ever online rant about her not too long ago . Have a moment? Read on (go halfway down): http://www.rig-talk.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=67691&hilit=divorce

Exhibit B happened today, I must share. My gf and I leave the funeral home after we buried her grandmother (RIP). We need gas, pull into full serve. Everyone's too busy talking and ignoring us so after a minute (which felt long) my gf steps out and starts pumping her own gas. This lazy bitch gas attendant decides to walk over now and says "I can take it from here dear" to which my gf replies "no point now" and sends her on her way. I go to pay and say "you're not going to charge us for full serve right?" to which she replies "I have no choice". She proceeds to argue that she came right away, calling me a liar, talking over me and I can't get a word in edge wise. I can see she's not owning up to being a lazy good for nothing twat so I finally get mad and say "you know what, forget it, I'm not arguing with you, just put the fucken thing through". She gets pissed at me and says "if you're going to swear you can go pay at the other booth" to which I replied "fine, fuck you bitch". I go to the other attendant and say "hey, how's it going my man. Can I ask you a question? ...do I look like a liar to you?" and he replies "no" and is confused (kinda funny) so i explain it to him and he directs me to the boss's son to sort things out. As I'm talking to the boss' son and he's trying to work out the difference, the fat cow walks by and starts chirping about how they only owe me 50 cents. I'm thinking "are you seriously still fucken talking? oh my fucken lord...". I tell the guy it has nothing to do with a couple bucks but has everything to do with being made out to be a liar and being disrespected. I tell him I didn't realize I ordered attitude with my gas today. As I proceed to the booth to pay, the bitch is still chirping within earshot of my gf, calling us assholes and whatever else, and then with a big smile she says "someday these people will learn some self-respect". Are you fucken kidding me? All was fine until you disrespected me and made me out to be a liar. Anyway, I filed a complaint with corporate but it burns my ass to know that this dumb broad actually thinks she's in the right and got the best of me. I'll tell ya though, don't ever fuck with a Scot. I'll have my payback and I'm a patient SOB.
 
If it weren't for that vagina they would have "Wanted Dead or Alive" signs hanging all over town. :D
 
my problem with arguements is that i am always thinking ahead of what they are saying and not arguing for the sake of arguing, but actually catching them in their own shit.

i got that from many years of bullshit with my father. its not a nice thing to do, or a good trait to have. but in situations like yourselves i would have replied "you dont have to yell, im only 2 feet away from you" and done it in a quiet attitude which would likely pissed her off more.

believe it or not, i blame it on the new generation of rapping/gangster/r&b lifestyle and such. being honest and curtious is out the window from what i have noticed of my generation.

....that, and every fucking woman on the face of the earth has a cell phone crammed in their faces 24x7.
 
Metalhead":2bq2hb9v said:
The plugs of dirt from the aeration were picked up and dispersed in Mr. Hodge's yard and mine weren't.
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Correct me if I'm wrong but I thought it was normal to leave the plugs on the ground. My parents and inlaws have their lawns done every year and the plugs are always left there...no biggie at all. Sounds like a demanding and unrealistic biotch to me lol. Oh and how she said she had to replant the plugs and water the holes...hilarious!
 
you know, its pretty fucking bad when they cant even stop texting while they are driving and a state has to pass a LAW against it.

how many fucking idiots exist? enough that a state has to take control over the problem.

common fucking sense does not go very far anymore.
 
Phrygian":3szy3850 said:
Metalhead":3szy3850 said:
The plugs of dirt from the aeration were picked up and dispersed in Mr. Hodge's yard and mine weren't.
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Correct me if I'm wrong but I thought it was normal to leave the plugs on the ground. My parents and inlaws have their lawns done every year and the plugs are always left there...no biggie at all. Sounds like a demanding and unrealistic biotch to me lol. Oh and how she said she had to replant the plugs and water the holes...hilarious!
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the plug holes allow oxygen to reach the rooted area, providing direct access to fertilizers, seeds, water, etc for faster growth? whether or not they are picked up is irrevalant. personally id rather keep it there for a turning of the soil example/conglomerate.

dumb bitches will always be dumb, you cant explain stupidity but only observe it :lol: :LOL:
 
I would kill motherfuckers everyday if it was'nt for my family, loud fucking guitar and the LAW! :codeak: It's weird, I fucking hate people but at the same time I will give you the shirt off my back. I will go out of my way to help someone. Seem to attract the one fucking retard at a show, it really gets annoying. Really feel it is a wavelength thing. I can talk to someone and within 30 seconds know if it is gonna work out. We are all not on the same wavelength. People are fucking rude, self centered, clueless fucks and I wanna kill them. This life is a test for me. The test consists of not killing anyone and so far I have passed but, it is hard......very,very hard. :)
 
Metalhead":1gh5bxg8 said:
I've got a lot going right in my life and much to be grateful for, but I'm getting nailed from every angle from my wife, my mom, crazy female (aka bitch) customers and other totally insane women. I'm not claiming to be some kind of god that can judge humanity, but women are freaking looped man! They are largely anti-intellectual, therefore, they don't understand shit of what your talking about, highly opinionated without basis, and generally hateful and malicious. I've got a customer that I'd like to have taken care of...wink, wink...I hate her so much. Totally fucked me over after I did all this free shit for her and my company came through like champs. Am I the only one? :confused: Please chime in if you're fucking sick of stupid people, but it particular, hoes.

Metalhead
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A little misogynist? :confused:
 
Hehe! I agree with the guy before though. I will give you anything. I would temp trade amps with any of you guys and not have any fear of a problem. I do really fantasize about wasting people though. Not for fun, but for revenge. Is that a narcississtic ego though? I think it may be because I am one. Just trying to minimize it. :doh:
 
Metalhead":3tlbacdh said:
Hehe! I agree with the guy before though. I will give you anything. I would temp trade amps with any of you guys and not have any fear of a problem. I do really fantasize about wasting people though. Not for fun, but for revenge. Is that a narcississtic ego though? I think it may be because I am one. Just trying to minimize it. :doh:
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HEHE, I may hold you to that statement! :D The only fear I would have is fuckin UPS, Fed ex or whatever drop kickin our fuckin amps. :gethim: Like that poor sap that sold his Bogner in another thread. Appears they proceded to use his twin jet as a jack stand for a 10 ton truck....fuckers :thumbsdown:
 
This thread is 100% absolutely fuckin' HURTIN' dudes!!

Seriously... Don't bash women - they've got a style, language and logic unto themselves... And after the life I've led, I'd not give any of my experiences up with any of them, not even for one goddamned second. I find 'em beautiful, sexual, hot and intellectual - at least the one's I've had the pleasure of loving and leaving...for the most part.

As for the world in general, granted, I'm a self professed nihilist and absolutist. But rid the world of ladies, and lemme tell ya, I'd be first to bite the bullet - cuz I sure as hell ain't banging nbarts or pauly as backup :D

Peace Dudes - get laid, relaxed, love 'em like a fine fine exotic sportscar... And no, this doesn't include trailer trash beer broads - keep yer standards high gentlemen, and you won't be disappointed.

The V.
 
Alright, I can go for that. I've just gotta carry the load and shut the fuck up. It's not fair, but not much else is either. That's why I like y'all, I can trust y'all. Y'all keep me sane, or at least you did tonight. I lean toward the nihilist yet am a professed, Bible believing Christian. Go figure there. My hats off to every reply
 
Metalhead":227j6g7c said:
Hehe! I agree with the guy before though. I will give you anything. I would temp trade amps with any of you guys and not have any fear of a problem. I do really fantasize about wasting people though. Not for fun, but for revenge. Is that a narcississtic ego though? I think it may be because I am one. Just trying to minimize it. :doh:
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I thought they were trouble from an early age.

Then, Yoko broke up The Beatles and my suspicions were confirmed. ;)

watch your back; and your wallet. just sayin'


I still dig them though; indespensable for certain things. ;)

:yes:
 
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