Being a man is a mother fucker & now I'm crazy!!!

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79 posts. Who's getting laid tonight? You are all full of shit. You have all bowed down to Woman. :D
 
You just have to find a cool woman. DO NOT BE A NEEDY PC PUSSY GUY. Cool adult women want to be wild. They want to have a guy with a edge, kinda bad. Get that tattoo, ride that harley, slap that ass.... Somehow they know if you have put the pussy on a pedestal and will dog you out, as well deserved. All women are crazy, you just have to get to know them long enough to find which particular flavor of insanity they are..... :rock: :rock:
 
Ya'll need to get laid.

On that note, I am going out with the hubby tonight. Kids are at the in-laws and I still say...

:gay: :emofag: :grim:
 
ldm":1ypemhqn said:
Ya'll need to get laid.

On that note, I am going out with the hubby tonight. Kids are at the in-laws and I still say...

:gay: :emofag: :grim:
It figures you sniffed out this thread Laura. Are you Irish by chance?
 
Metalhead":e9bn5qas said:
I've got a lot going right in my life and much to be grateful for, but I'm getting nailed from every angle from my wife, my mom, crazy female (aka bitch) customers and other totally insane women. I'm not claiming to be some kind of god that can judge humanity, but women are freaking looped man! They are largely anti-intellectual, therefore, they don't understand shit of what your talking about, highly opinionated without basis, and generally hateful and malicious. I've got a customer that I'd like to have taken care of...wink, wink...I hate her so much. Totally fucked me over after I did all this free shit for her and my company came through like champs. Am I the only one? :confused: Please chime in if you're fucking sick of stupid people, but it particular, hoes.

Metalhead

Just remember one thing: they lack the logic gene
 
I have a loop that runs in my head. I can talk to my Ex wife or any girl friend and seem like i am listening. My GF ask all the time if im listening and test me when I say yes. I can tell her word for word what she said or was talking about til she is convinced. After that forget it I cant remember unless I know I have to remember something important. My GF also forgets so much half the time she cant remember if she told me / asked me something anyway.

Rule #1
When she comes home from work...Ask her how her day was..that will take 45 mins. Through in the occasional "Uh huh" "Really" "you dont say"
and "I told you that bitch was crazy" She will think you care and listen. -Chris Rock
:lol: :LOL: Sorry what were we talking about???? ;)
 
glip22":nxvt54h3 said:
ldm":nxvt54h3 said:
Ya'll need to get laid.

On that note, I am going out with the hubby tonight. Kids are at the in-laws and I still say...

:gay: :emofag: :grim:
It figures you sniffed out this thread Laura. Are you Irish by chance?
Nope. :thumbsup:
 
Heritage Soft Tail, you're onto something. Women like to play the submissive role. I believe it was originally setup to be that way for a reason. But on the other hand, I've got to love my wife to the point of being willing to lay down my life for her.

It should go like this. The women should respect, encourage, obey & appreciate the man. The man should provide, work without complaining, make time for the whole family, listen patiently to the woman's dilemmas no matter how much unnecesssary details are included, hold them in the highest regard as a beautiful, but weaker creature and therefore more fragile and treat them with undying love.

That's my setup for a perfect relationship, created by the BIG MAN himself to run pretty much just like that. Some of you may have seen the thing recently that was taken from a woman's magazine from the 1950's. It has a laudry list of things to do to make the husband's life as pleasant as possible. People laughed at it, and it seemed like a joke now. I think it was right on, and if you see what is expected of the man...shit, the woman still has it made, even if she did all that stuff listed. I do not think women are idiots anymore. I just think most of them have been corrupted by the Womens' Liberation Movement of the late 60's and early 70's. They don't even like to be that way. You can see it in all the "stay at home" moms that are coming back these days. They just need to see that they just aren't the boss, they are second in command, but should be put on a pedestal in a sense and highly honored. I could go on and on, but I think I made my point. THESE RULES APPLY ONLY TO THE HUSBAND AND WIFE BY THE WAY!
 
donbarzini":1hl57858 said:
Maybe you need a friend to talk to rather than an internet music forum. Hey, we all need friends in here, I could be a friend to you.
What kind of friend. After all the Woman bashing, I'm not sure?

:emofag: :grim: or :jerkit:
 
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