Charvel 7th Batch guitar pictures released

[bartmcartman]

Awesome! Wonder how the switching works on the h/s/s since there's a toggle. Maybe a push pull to add the middle?

 

[Chubtone]

Attention RVS:
I am only telling you this because I like you. At approximately 4:00 pm today (Eastern time) I have authorized St. Gertrude's Junior High for Girls in Buffalo, NY to launch a full scale invasion of your "country". We are still in the final invasion planning stages and have yet to determine whether we will need to include the 7th graders in our invasion force. Also, the girls basketball team has a game today so they won't be able to take part and and Sarah has an orthodontist appointment. Other than that, we are confident that the invasion will be completed in time for the girls to be home for dinner with their families.

Please do not resist. Some things are inevitable and some forces too powerful even for a powerful "country" like yours to overcome. Please place a large ORANGE surrender flag in your front yard and you will be spared. Please do not put a harvest gold surrender flag up because as these are girls with an an accurate eye for color, they will be able to tell the difference.

Sorry fur-trader but you brought this on yourself.

 

[Chubtone]

It's OK, we all make mistakes!
You must be getting orange fever. Being in an orange room can do that to ya you know.

Harvest gold, pumpkin pie, citrus sunset, pulpy peach, it's all the same thing......

ORANGE ORANGE ORANGE ORANGE ORANGE


Here's a good wallpaper for your computer

OK, I have to give you credit for that. Pretty darn funny.

 

[Digital Jams]

On the phone with Curt now, he has Cinderella blasting and he's screaming SHAKE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[hunter]

it's good they removed those pickup frames!

 

[tweed]

On the phone with Curt now, he has Cinderella blasting and he's screaming SHAKE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What, no Gypsy Road?

 

[Chubtone]

On the phone with Curt now, he has Cinderella blasting and he's screaming SHAKE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope this doesn't lose me any customers but I have to say I never was a big Cinderella fan. Now Enuff Z'nuff on the other hand

I think you're remembering SGT. Thump was the big Cinderella fan. Not me.

 

[Gainfreak]

On the phone with Curt now, he has Cinderella blasting and he's screaming SHAKE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope this doesn't lose me any customers but I have to say I never was a big Cinderella fan. Now Enuff Z'nuff on the other hand

DUDE!! How come I didn't hear any tunage when I called MR.!!!!

 

[Chubtone]

When you call I turn off all sound, kick all customers out of the store, get myself into the crouching pollywog yoga position and prepare to be enlightened to the path of most gain achievable by a human.

 

[Digital Jams]

On the phone with Curt now, he has Cinderella blasting and he's screaming SHAKE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope this doesn't lose me any customers but I have to say I never was a big Cinderella fan. Now Enuff Z'nuff on the other hand

I think you're remembering SGT. Thump was the big Cinderella fan. Not me.

Tom Keiffer fanboi yes you are

 

[Gainfreak]

When you call I turn off all sound, kick all customers out of the store, get myself into the crouching pollywog yoga position and prepare to be enlightened to the path of most gain achievable by a human.

 

[Chubtone]

Tom Keiffer fanboi yes you are

Incorrect. Now Derek Frigo...... big fanboi. Tom Keifer......

 

[Meathead]

Attention RVS:
I am only telling you this because I like you. At approximately 4:00 pm today (Eastern time) I have authorized St. Gertrude's Junior High for Girls in Buffalo, NY to launch a full scale invasion of your "country". We are still in the final invasion planning stages and have yet to determine whether we will need to include the 7th graders in our invasion force. Also, the girls basketball team has a game today so they won't be able to take part and and Sarah has an orthodontist appointment. Other than that, we are confident that the invasion will be completed in time for the girls to be home for dinner with their families.

Please do not resist. Some things are inevitable and some forces too powerful even for a powerful "country" like yours to overcome. Please place a large ORANGE surrender flag in your front yard and you will be spared. Please do not put a harvest gold surrender flag up because as these are girls with an an accurate eye for color, they will be able to tell the difference.

Sorry fur-trader but you brought this on yourself.

Hey Tangerine Dream!
It's 6:30 pm...I guess I'm safe.

"harvest gold surrender flag" LOL

 

[Chubtone]

Ok, now that I know you are safe, let me transition this back to Charvels AND Orange. This is my beautiful candy tangerine Charvel So Cal and the guitar that re-kindled my Charvel excitement over a year ago. Plus I want RVS to see how good his new loft is going to look painted this color.

I don't even know why RVS is looking in this thread...... there are no P-90's or Vox amps to be seen here. This thread is for people who want to get metal or at least get a little metal when their wives aren't home.

 

[Digital Jams]

Ok, now that I know you are safe, let me transition this back to Charvels AND Orange. This is my beautiful candy tangerine Charvel So Cal and the guitar that re-kindled my Charvel excitement over a year ago. Plus I want RVS to see how good his new loft is going to look painted this color.

I don't even know why RVS is looking in this thread...... there are no P-90's or Vox amps to be seen here. This thread is for people who want to get metal or at least get a little metal when their wives aren't home.

It makes me sad that Adam is such a wiennie now with his Voxes and P-90s, I still play the RT jam now and then to bring back the real Adam that used to burn the joint down.



Now all he burns down is scented candles during his 12 bar jams

 

[tweed]

Thata oranga, she is a badassa.

 

[Gainiac]

Somebody call me when they recess the floyd.....

Recessed Floyd? http://www.ibanez.com

These are strat head Charvels. I don't remember Eddie, George, Warren, Jake or any of those other guys needing recessed Floyds. I don't care what year your calender says. Mine says it's 1984!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As soon as they recess the Floyd you're going to be clamoring for a monkey grip.

it IS 1984, isnt IT!!!!!
I tell myself that every morning in the mirror as I suck in my gut and brush my 5 strands of hair into place....

And the only Monkey Grip I want is when my whore of a part time girlfriend clamps it onto my hammer...

Now, SINCE youre in charge, order me a recessed version in black with a pickguard, and do it NOW!!!!!
I NEED a new guitar, bro.....

 

[Gainiac]

Curt, in all seriousness, will they make mods to spec like a recess, or it's 'just whats on the menu'...
I'd snap one of those bad boys up from you ina minute, cause we dont deal them right now...

 

[Chubtone]

It's basically the same thing as Fender. If you want a Fender strat there are a couple of different ways they will build it. Different configs, different colors but that's about it. They will do almost anything CUSTOM you want but not on the assembly line. That's all custom shop, just like with Fender. I've had my luthier do mods to my guitars. He could recess them for me if I wanted him too. I can pull up two full steps on my Charvels the way they are now without a recess. How far do you want to go? An octave?

 

[Gainiac]

It's basically the same thing as Fender. If you want a Fender strat there are a couple of different ways they will build it. Different configs, different colors but that's about it. They will do almost anything CUSTOM you want but not on the assembly line. That's all custom shop, just like with Fender. I've had my luthier do mods to my guitars. He could recess them for me if I wanted him too. I can pull up two full steps on my Charvels the way they are now without a recess. How far do you want to go? An octave?

Yeah, Ok, didnt if things had changed recently or not, and you can be SURE I'm not steppin' up to a Custom Shop ANYTHING with what they charge, it's like 3K just to put a slab of wood on the f'n bench.... Fk that...

Thanks Bro!!