Climate change denial conspiracies explained

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You might be scratching your head at how those who reject the overwhelming evidence on how the global and long-documented experiment we call human-caused climate change is making weather extremes worse are the loudest to claim that weather extremes are being intensified or even created via top secret and technologically impossible weather modification experiments—but here’s the difference.

With option A, we’re responsible, so we all have to fix it. With option B, we’re not responsible - "they" are! So there's nothing for us to do, other than blame them.

Here's what's going on behind the curtain. 99.9% of climate denial, including claims of weather modification rather than human-caused climate change super-sizing our wildfires, floods and storms, is solution aversion. In other words, people believe the solutions to climate change pose a greater threat than the risks.

However, it sounds terrible to say, "sure it's real, and it's affecting the most vulnerable and marginalized people who've done the least to cause it, but I don't want to fix it." That would make us a bad person - and most of us don't want to feel like bad people! So instead, our brains engage in "motivated reasoning" - looking for reasons to explain why we must be right, rather than looking for what's right and then making up our minds afterwards.

Most climate denial falls into one of five general categories:

1. It’s not real
2. It’s not us
3. It’s not bad
3. We can’t fix it
5. It’s too late

Conspiracy theories about secret experiments have been around for decades and they fall solidly into category 2 above: “it’s not us, it’s THEM.”

For more on the (very real) research field of geoengineering and how it is not the same as the conspiracy theories you hear about on social media, watch the short Global Weirding episode linked in the comments.
 
"I don't want climate change to be real because then it would be on ME to change my life in some way that might be less convenient right this second therefore it's not real. I'd rather believe a comforting lie than an inconvenient truth."
 
TheGreatGreenNewDeal right on cue. :ROFLMAO:

Even your favorite news network can’t hide the truth.

 
I love watching lib faggots like TheGreatGreenNewDeal and limp wristed Dan Smith getting triggered over their climate change religion and TRUMP! Cry harder hypocrites! :ROFLMAO:
 
I love watching lib faggots like TheGreatGreenNewDeal and limp wristed Dan Smith getting triggered over their climate change religion and TRUMP! Cry harder hypocrites! :ROFLMAO:
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I love watching lib faggots like TheGreatGreenNewDeal and limp wristed Dan Smith getting triggered over their climate change religion and TRUMP! Cry harder hypocrites! :ROFLMAO:

You're confused, friend (as usual). You believe in religion and magical thinking that doesn't follow logic, so you assume that's how everything else works and how everybody else comes to believe things. Nope! Calling climate change science "religion" doesn't magically delete the mountains of evidence for it, sorry bud.

Also, feel free to explain how I'm being a hypocrite. Actually, would you be so kind as to give me the definition of hypocrite? No googling, ya rascally simpleton, I see you opening that new tab!

And man I have to say I love your obsession with people you don't like being "gay." I would literally pay money to see your porn search history lol.
 
If anyone brings up Al Gore’s polar bears or Taylor Swift’s private jet in a discussion about climate change, that is nature’s way of letting you know they aren’t equipped to be having a discussion about climate change
This post is your way of saying “ questioning extreme and often sketchy proposed solutions to climate change means you don’t have a valid opinion about climate change”.

Just because climate change exists and is likely being exacerbated to some degree by human activity that doesn’t mean that your solution is A) actually a solution and B) is the only solution.
 
Phoney climate change brings out all the beta male fags like that little gnome “thegayme”. Bernie will never be your president, TRUMP is your daddy! :ROFLMAO:
 
This post is your way of saying “ questioning extreme and often sketchy proposed solutions to climate change means you don’t have a valid opinion about climate change”.

Just because climate change exists and is likely being exacerbated to some degree by human activity that doesn’t mean that your solution is A) actually a solution and B) is the only solution.

That isn’t what people are doing though.

Their entire stance on climate change is often based on anecdotal bullshit like “why did they change it from global warming to climate change?” or “why do I need to use paper straws when (insert millionaire) flies everywhere”
 
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"oh shit OH SHIT UM... UUHHH... **ahem** what is this 'grindr' app of which you speak, fellow heterosexual? Surely I know not of any such social media app that connects gay lov.... I MEAN UUHH WHAT'S GRINDR NEVER HEARD OF IT!!!"

No problem I got you bro. It's an app that makes owning the libs with your fellow conservatives as simple as hitting a button! It's easy! You should download it and create an account. Once you do, you'll be given a list of cool bros in your area who hate libs as much as you do to hang out with. From there, you choose a bro to meet up and talk about how much you hate libs and how cool it is to own them and how much you love TRUMP! After doing that for a while, you get up and leave, thanking them for their time. They will happily say goodbye and won't mention at all that they were expecting anything else from the hangout. Head home and do it all over again the next day!
 
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