DRAGONFORCE ANNOUNCE ALISSA WHITE-GLUZ AS NEW VOCALIST AND FRONTWOMAN

[Deleted member 8175]

DRAGONFORCE ANNOUNCE ALISSA WHITE-GLUZ AS NEW VOCALIST AND FRONTWOMAN

https://dragonforce.com/2026/05/06/...sa-white-gluz-as-new-vocalist-and-frontwoman/

 

[thegame]

THANK YOU BUT DOES THIS REALLY WARRANT ALL CAPS IN THE THREAD TITLE AND MESSAGE BODY?

 

[DanTravis62]

Dragonfarce becoming the "household name" of power metal has to be one of the biggest travesties in metal history - especially for the time period when they blew up. Playing a watered down, pro-tools-ified version of the music countless bands had been slaving away at for decades.

They seriously haven't released anything good since they were named DragonHeart and the studio that owned the rights to the movie sued them. It's been all downhill from that first EP.

Is alyssa white-gluz going to scream over it? Sing? Sue random photographers, as if their work isn't worth money either?

I'm sorry this is two of my most despised entities in all of metal, and everything about this makes my eye twitch

 

[Beyond Black]

THANK YOU BUT DOES THIS REALLY WARRANT ALL CAPS IN THE THREAD TITLE AND MESSAGE BODY?

DIVINE ANNUNCIATION

 

[DanTravis62]

DIVINE ANNUNCIATION

I'll never forget the time I was giving a couple of friends a ride home from the bar (this was right around the time guitar hero and rock band came out)

And I had a mix CD with blind guardian, gamma ray and helloween on it playing

And this younger girl says "I've never heard this DragonForce album before"

I'ma be real, I actually wanted to strangle her

 

[Deleted member 8175]

THANK YOU BUT DOES THIS REALLY WARRANT ALL CAPS IN THE THREAD TITLE AND MESSAGE BODY?

I copied and pasted. Why type when I can do that?

 

[VonBonfire]

I copied and pasted. Why type when I can do that?

You could've just cut out the headline with scissors and used some White Gluez to adhere it to the thread topic.

 

[NeubyWanKaneuby]

You could've just cut out the headline with scissors and used some White Gluez to adhere it to the thread topic.

 

[Deleted member 8175]

You could've just cut out the headline with scissors and used some White Gluez to adhere it to the thread topic.

You're right, brother.

 

[godgrinder]

Now they should play some Demoniac tunes.

 

[Shreddy Mercury]

So what happened to that band she had with a guitarist that had both tits and a dick?

 

[thegame]

So what happened to that band she had with a guitarist that had both tits and a dick?

You mean the one that can biologically produce sticky WHITE-GLUEZ from their genitals?

 

[thegame]

I'll never forget the time I was giving a couple of friends a ride home from the bar (this was right around the time guitar hero and rock band came out)

And I had a mix CD with blind guardian, gamma ray and helloween on it playing

And this younger girl says "I've never heard this DragonForce album before"

I'ma be real, I actually wanted to strangle her

She’s just not into Dad Metal

 

[Metalhex]

I'll never forget the time I was giving a couple of friends a ride home from the bar (this was right around the time guitar hero and rock band came out)

And I had a mix CD with blind guardian, gamma ray and helloween on it playing

And this younger girl says "I've never heard this DragonForce album before"

I'ma be real, I actually wanted to strangle her

But hey, at least a younger girl has even heard of Dragonforce before so that was a mini win. Let's face it, the bubble gum butt punk pop rock of the early 2000s was the last time anything Rock was in mainstream spotlight.

 

[Fiesta Red]

She looks like a character from The Boys

 

[DanTravis62]

She’s just not into Dad Metal

But hey, at least a younger girl has even heard of Dragonforce before so that was a mini win. Let's face it, the bubble gum butt punk pop rock of the early 2000s was the last time anything Rock was in mainstream spotlight.

 

[Beyond Black]

So what happened to that band she had with a guitarist that had both tits and a dick?

I believe the correct nomenclature is “tranny”

 

[DanTravis62]

Ah yes Gary, because that's "dad metal"and the fucking stupid EVH and Extreme threads we put up with constantly are totally topical and fresh ROFL

Shut the fuck up

 

[DanTravis62]

 

[njshred]

I believe the correct nomenclature is “tranny”

Is that what your search history would tell us?