DRAGONFORCE ANNOUNCE ALISSA WHITE-GLUZ AS NEW VOCALIST AND FRONTWOMAN

[JohnnyGtar]

DRAGONFORCE ANNOUNCE ALISSA WHITE-GLUZ AS NEW VOCALIST AND FRONTWOMAN

https://dragonforce.com/2026/05/06/...sa-white-gluz-as-new-vocalist-and-frontwoman/

 

[thegame]

THANK YOU BUT DOES THIS REALLY WARRANT ALL CAPS IN THE THREAD TITLE AND MESSAGE BODY?

 

[DanTravis62]

Dragonfarce becoming the "household name" of power metal has to be one of the biggest travesties in metal history - especially for the time period when they blew up. Playing a watered down, pro-tools-ified version of the music countless bands had been slaving away at for decades.

They seriously haven't released anything good since they were named DragonHeart and the studio that owned the rights to the movie sued them. It's been all downhill from that first EP.

Is alyssa white-gluz going to scream over it? Sing? Sue random photographers, as if their work isn't worth money either?

I'm sorry this is two of my most despised entities in all of metal, and everything about this makes my eye twitch

 

[Beyond Black]

THANK YOU BUT DOES THIS REALLY WARRANT ALL CAPS IN THE THREAD TITLE AND MESSAGE BODY?

DIVINE ANNUNCIATION

 

[DanTravis62]

DIVINE ANNUNCIATION

I'll never forget the time I was giving a couple of friends a ride home from the bar (this was right around the time guitar hero and rock band came out)

And I had a mix CD with blind guardian, gamma ray and helloween on it playing

And this younger girl says "I've never heard this DragonForce album before"

I'ma be real, I actually wanted to strangle her

 

[JohnnyGtar]

THANK YOU BUT DOES THIS REALLY WARRANT ALL CAPS IN THE THREAD TITLE AND MESSAGE BODY?

I copied and pasted. Why type when I can do that?

 

[VonBonfire]

I copied and pasted. Why type when I can do that?

You could've just cut out the headline with scissors and used some White Gluez to adhere it to the thread topic.

 

[NeubyWanKaneuby]

You could've just cut out the headline with scissors and used some White Gluez to adhere it to the thread topic.

 

[JohnnyGtar]

You could've just cut out the headline with scissors and used some White Gluez to adhere it to the thread topic.

You're right, brother.

 

[godgrinder]

Now they should play some Demoniac tunes.

 

[Shreddy Mercury]

So what happened to that band she had with a guitarist that had both tits and a dick?

 

[thegame]

So what happened to that band she had with a guitarist that had both tits and a dick?

You mean the one that can biologically produce sticky WHITE-GLUEZ from their genitals?

 

[thegame]

I'll never forget the time I was giving a couple of friends a ride home from the bar (this was right around the time guitar hero and rock band came out)

And I had a mix CD with blind guardian, gamma ray and helloween on it playing

And this younger girl says "I've never heard this DragonForce album before"

I'ma be real, I actually wanted to strangle her

She’s just not into Dad Metal

 

[Metalhex]

I'll never forget the time I was giving a couple of friends a ride home from the bar (this was right around the time guitar hero and rock band came out)

And I had a mix CD with blind guardian, gamma ray and helloween on it playing

And this younger girl says "I've never heard this DragonForce album before"

I'ma be real, I actually wanted to strangle her

But hey, at least a younger girl has even heard of Dragonforce before so that was a mini win. Let's face it, the bubble gum butt punk pop rock of the early 2000s was the last time anything Rock was in mainstream spotlight.