DRAGONFORCE ANNOUNCE ALISSA WHITE-GLUZ AS NEW VOCALIST AND FRONTWOMAN

Ah yes Gary, because that's "dad metal"and the fucking stupid EVH and Extreme threads we put up with constantly are totally topical and fresh ROFL

Shut the fuck up :ROFLMAO:
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Gary that is wild work dude

You gotta save your dad metal quips for the next Alter Bridge thread where it actually makes any sense whatsoever
 
You mean the one that can biologically produce sticky WHITE-GLUEZ from their genitals?

"She's" probably not able to do that since the surgery...





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Why, Blue Medusa of course! They sound very, uhm, probably brave or something

Who the hell is blue medusa :ROFLMAO:

Okay, just so everyone else who stumbles upon this doesn't have to subject themselves to the fresh hell I subjected myself to

upon googling, they (Blue Medusa) are the blue haired AWG bitch (who uses professional photographers photos without credit or permission) that used to sing in AE's crappy "girl" band

(even the air quotes are doing heavy lifting in that sentence)

They are complete fucking garbage, and sound like a D list youtuber's "metal production" protools class, complete with steven slate drum samples, 5150+v30+808+57 guitar tones, and quantized within an inch of it's life "performances" by the "band"

They are like a Kirkland Signature or AI version of late period Arch Enemy, which is already extremely low effort and bad music to begin with

The entire band is basically a fake setpiece so that AWG can strike Vogue poses in music videos and promotional photos for shitty websites like MetalSucks and MetalInjection, so that they can do the soyjack meme

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Or at least before those websites went out of business for covering slop like this instead of real bands


You're all welcome for taking one for the team on this so you dont have to
 
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She used to be cool.

Now seems like a salad eating princess. From Arch Enemy to these whatever you wanna call em's?

Whatever. Let the sitcom commence......🍻
 
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