JamesTiberiusKirk
Well-known member
For all of you too, umm, *busy* (hahahahaha) to keep up to what the Mango Mussolini has been up to, here's a nice summary I read earlier tonight. I made the print big so you don't have to squint or find those pesky readers.
I will now briefly summarize our Middle East situation, which Trump tried to golf his way through April 12:
Iran blocked the Strait of Hormuz, which Trump has said America doesn't need, therefore we must now block the Strait of Hormuz, which we definitely don't need, to force Iran to agree to a nuclear deal Trump previously ripped up before urgently starting a war to stop Iran from developing a nuclear weapon, which they weren't close to doing because Trump obliterated their nuclear capabilities in June. We have totally already won this war that is still going on, which is why we are blocking the strait they blocked that we don't even care about, and we could leave tomorrow as victors but we won't because they won't agree to not develop nuclear weapons, which they couldn’t do anyway because we obliterated their nuclear capacity last summer in a mission that was incredibly successful and perfect, and our allies suck for not helping us open the Strait of Hormuz, which we for sure don’t care about, so now we’re going to block the strait ourselves to show everyone how much we don’t care.
The end.
I will now briefly summarize our Middle East situation, which Trump tried to golf his way through April 12:
Iran blocked the Strait of Hormuz, which Trump has said America doesn't need, therefore we must now block the Strait of Hormuz, which we definitely don't need, to force Iran to agree to a nuclear deal Trump previously ripped up before urgently starting a war to stop Iran from developing a nuclear weapon, which they weren't close to doing because Trump obliterated their nuclear capabilities in June. We have totally already won this war that is still going on, which is why we are blocking the strait they blocked that we don't even care about, and we could leave tomorrow as victors but we won't because they won't agree to not develop nuclear weapons, which they couldn’t do anyway because we obliterated their nuclear capacity last summer in a mission that was incredibly successful and perfect, and our allies suck for not helping us open the Strait of Hormuz, which we for sure don’t care about, so now we’re going to block the strait ourselves to show everyone how much we don’t care.
The end.
