FINAL WARNING READ THE ENTIRE OP!!! AROUND 40 OF YOU ARENT SIGNED UP EVEN IF YOU THINK YOU ARE

[7704A]

Might as well wear tracksuit bottoms that say JUICY or PINK on the butt.

How about "This space for rent"?

 

[japetus]

Feel like a middle school teacher who left the room for five minutes only to come back to whatever the heck is going on here.
Why would anybody want a Tyler guitar?
Might as well wear tracksuit bottoms that say JUICY or PINK on the butt.

"ANGEL" lmao

 

[alund]

You know this condition is known as penile peyronies…they do have pills for it

https://www.niddk.nih.gov/health-information/urologic-diseases/penile-curvature-peyronies-disease

Now we may never know just what was shoved up Mr. Tyler's ass.

@alund
Any suggestions to what it could have been?

So; bent dix require surgery to correct. Sadly to counter the scar on one side of the pecker you need to tether the opposite side. Effectively making the weiner a bit shorter. .

I have seen a lot of things shoved in asses in my career. As a general rule; women have things shoved in that is attached to something like balls and a pelvis. Men…. Ehhhh usually dildos etc. (oddly they claim to be straight).

 

[VonBonfire]

I have seen a lot of things shoved in asses in my career. As a general rule; women have things shoved in that is attached to something like balls and a pelvis. Men…. Ehhhh usually dildos etc. (oddly they claim to be straight).

This type of talk would never be tolerated in James Tyler's workshop.

 

[alund]

Feel like a middle school teacher who left the room for five minutes only to come back to whatever the heck is going on here.
Why would anybody want a Tyler guitar?
Might as well wear tracksuit bottoms that say JUICY or PINK on the butt.

I love track suits. But 80s nylon only.

 

[japetus]

I love track suits. But 80s nylon only.

 

[Deleted member 87294]

This type of talk would never be tolerated in James Tyler's workshop.

This type of talk is all that’s allowed in James Tyler’s workshop

So; bent dix require surgery to correct. Sadly to counter the scar on one side of the pecker you need to tether the opposite side. Effectively making the weiner a bit shorter. .

I have seen a lot of things shoved in asses in my career. As a general rule; women have things shoved in that is attached to something like balls and a pelvis. Men…. Ehhhh usually dildos etc. (oddly they claim to be straight).

Is the procedure by any chance referred to as vonbonfires Tyler fan club pee pee enhancement?

 

[VonBonfire]

This type of talk is all that’s allowed in James Tyler’s workshop

Only because James Tyler is making the most beautiful headstocks in the kingdom of heaven now.

 

[Deleted member 87294]

Only because James Tyler is making the most beautiful headstocks in the kingdom of heaven now.

lol heavens full and hell doesn’t want him

 

[VonBonfire]

lol heavens full and hell doesn’t want him

Heaven has space for anyone who loves beautiful headstocks. Unfortunately most guitarist's have horrible taste in guitars.

 

[Deleted member 87294]

Heaven has space for anyone who loves beautiful headstocks. Unfortunately most guitarist's have horrible taste in guitars.

 

[VonBonfire]

Tom Waits best work was as that bar fly loser who gave Pony Boy and Johnny Cade a gun and a flannel shirt in The Outsiders. Imagine if he had owned a James Tyler at the height of his career.

 

[Deleted member 87294]

Tom Waits best work was as that bar fly loser who gave Pony Boy and Johnny Cade a gun and a flannel shirt in The Outsiders. Imagine if he had owned a James Tyler at the height of his career.

You are to James Tyler what Ted Cruz is to filibuster speeches

Edit: storm thurmond filibustering civil rights act…dude spoke for 24+ hour straight…obviously against it lol

 

[VonBonfire]

You are to James Tyler what Ted Cruz is to filibuster speeches

Don't ever use that filthy name in the same sentence as James Tyler again.

 

[Deleted member 87294]

Don't ever use that filthy name in the same sentence as James Tyler again.

 

[VonBonfire]

A James Tyler Trump edition in gold schmear or vomit would be a best seller.

 

[Deleted member 87294]

A James Tyler Trump edition in gold schmear or vomit would be a best seller.

lol TGP would die from catastrophic spontaneous combustion

 

[VonBonfire]

lol TGP would die from catastrophic spontaneous combustion

Paying 10k for a golden guitar crafted in tribute to a man who lives rent free inside their heads already would be ironic.

If they made a Joe Biden edition it would have to be headless.

 

[psychodave]

I read it. Dont want to win anything though.

 

[Deleted member 87294]

Paying 10k for a golden guitar crafted in tribute to a man who lives rent free inside their heads already would be ironic.

If they made a Joe Biden edition it would have to be headless.

Make it golden pee shmear limited edition and throw a nice shot of stormy Daniel’s on the back…they’ll go nuts I’m sure