Having some fun with the tan pants crowd

[Findthetone1]

You want to send those pussies over there back into the closet screaming and sucking their thumbs, copy some of the posts we have in OT Central and post it over there. You'll hear the world's largest collective cry for Mommies ever.

 

[japetus]

You want to send those pussies over there back into the closet screaming and sucking their thumbs, copy some of the posts we have in OT Central and post it over there. You'll hear the world's largest collective cry for Mommies ever.

Half of those guys would have a heart attack if they browsed OT Central

 

[Meanjoegreene]

I figured they’d give you a gold star for raising awareness and whatnot

Maybe you triggered some repressed guilt

 

[DanTravis62]

The cuck page kai-boshed that pretty fucking quick ?

 

[CarlF]

TGP Perma-Ban Record Holder checking in.

 

[Gitfiddler]

"G string" likely offends someone.

 

[Exo-metal]

Your post inspired me. We'll see what happens with mine?

https://www.thegearpage.net/board/index.php?threads/stars-and-stripes-forever.2381278/

 

[lespaul6]

Your post inspired me. We'll see what happens with mine?

https://www.thegearpage.net/board/index.php?threads/stars-and-stripes-forever.2381278/

what forum is it in? I didnt see it in the sound lounge lol

 

[Exo-metal]

Introductions...I moved it to the sound lounge.

 

[thegame]

TGP Perma-Ban Record Holder checking in.

We need to sacrifice a John Mayer PRS in your honor.

 

[Exo-metal]

Just got banned till August 3rd for sexist content objectifying women...if the woke take over there will be no one left to populate the earth, no man in tan pants ever got any pussy lol

 

[MadAsAHatter]

LOL! your post lasted a lot longer than mine.

 

[Exo-metal]

It was smoking hot pussy in bikinis, they probably never seen that before and stalled them dead in their loafers...they never had a chance hahaha

 

[lespaul6]

I got permabanned for asking "do guys and tanning beds = gay?" in the lounge sometime around 2011

 

[JackBootedThug]

I got banned from there and I don't remember....or care. Don't even know why I opened an account really.

 

[DanTravis62]

These posts are why RT > tgp

 

[Bardagh]

While we are at it:

Silverface = An elder
Band Master = Band conductor
Brown-eyed mod = Hispanic modification
Pink Taco = A Taco with a uterus
Pussy Melter = A handsome available man distortion pedal
Plexi = A legacy Marshall amp that is gender fluent
Triple X = Contains pornographic material that may not be suitable for all audiences

? ??? yes it is FAR past time we decolonize guitar gear naming norms. Too long have cis white males gotten away with their “jokes” and references to faces of color that, in their privilege, they find so innocent.

Imagine being a nonbinary trans black sex worker who decides to look into playing guitar and being confronted by “blackface” and “pink taco” - did Dave Friedman ever stop to consider genitalia of OTHER COLORS????

?

 

[Kordoba]

Not to mention how offensive it might be to Chicago Bears great William"The Refrigerator" Perry.

Not since 1984 have I been able to look at a refrigerator and not think of William "The Refrigerator" Perry.

 

[DanTravis62]

? ??? yes it is FAR past time we decolonize guitar gear naming norms. Too long have cis white males gotten away with their “jokes” and references to faces of color that, in their privilege, they find so innocent.

Imagine being a nonbinary trans black sex worker who decides to look into playing guitar and being confronted by “blackface” and “pink taco” - did Dave Friedman ever stop to consider genitalia of OTHER COLORS????

?

It time we decolonize gear, comrade - "Big Muff"? Imagine the trauma that inflicts on big fat bitches with giant cunts.

Fender and Hughes and Kettner need to change the "Bassman" to "Bass person" and the "Tubeman" to the "Tube queer donkey-kin headmate system of Color" or else I'm throwing a blue checkmark shitfit on Twitter.

 

[mnemonic]

It time we decolonize gear, comrade - "Big Muff"? Imagine the trauma that inflicts on big fat bitches with giant cunts.

Can’t wait to get my EHX Front Hole