Heavy metal band name flowchart

[roadifier]

I think this is hilarious! Just thought I'd share this with you guys


I love the umlaut one

 

[XSSIVE]

Now I know my next band needs a triple umlaut since it says that's "physically impossible".

 

[roadifier]

I also where it says deadly things "Anal Apocalypse"

 

[cyndicate]

Now I know my next band needs a triple umlaut since it says that's "physically impossible".

LOL I got a good laugh out of that too

 

[linuxpenguin]

Where the crap is van halen lmao

 

[Even Bigger D]

Now I know my next band needs a triple umlaut since it says that's "physically impossible".

Too late - I already played a string of cover gigs with a couple of guys as "Ümläüt". No one got it

 

[Anonymous]

Now I know my next band needs a triple umlaut since it says that's "physically impossible".

Too late - I already played a string of cover gigs with a couple of guys as "Ümläüt". No one got it

brilliant!!!

my friends dad in 1988//8th grade-ish had that kind of sense of humor.

named the family cat phydeaux

 

[BeZo]

I noticed "EYEHATEGOD" under a section that is labeled "badass".

This thing must be legit!

 

[mikehickey]

the funniest part of the flowchart is that I have been in 3 of those bands

 

[roadifier]

Which bands have you been in?

 

[steve_k]

I'm partial to LAWNMOWER DETH, under pointless misspellings. I wonder if they were using Juan's Lawnmower and Leafblower Mods?

 

[roadifier]

I'm partial to LAWNMOWER DETH, under pointless misspellings. I wonder if they were using Juan's Lawnmower and Leafblower Mods?

 

[Ventura]

I'm partial to LAWNMOWER DETH, under pointless misspellings. I wonder if they were using Juan's Lawnmower and Leafblower Mods?

Sad thing is, for a split second I actually starting thinking about tonal mods of a lawnmower before realizing I was completely nuts to do so.

Mo

 

[steve_k]

I'm partial to LAWNMOWER DETH, under pointless misspellings. I wonder if they were using Juan's Lawnmower and Leafblower Mods?

Sad thing is, for a split second I actually starting thinking about tonal mods of a lawnmower before realizing I was completely nuts to do so.

Mo

Two stroke mod or four stroke mod?

 

[halebox]

I was in Corncob Rape. The label dropped us after our second LP "No Butter" didnt sell too well.

 

[Tawlks]

Now I know my next band needs a triple umlaut since it says that's "physically impossible".

LOL I got a good laugh out of that too

+1

 

[mikehickey]

Which bands have you been in?

I did time in Venom, Carcass and Cathedral.... but now I am a free man

I also actually know members of Lawnmower Deth personally

 

[glassjaw7]

Sweet! I'm pretty proud of my metal band names:

Sputum -(Listen to the best EP ever at https://www.myspace.com/sputumeatsbabies

Works in progress...
Weeping Urethra
Courtesy Flush
Bag of Dix

 

[twenty4_7spy]

Under "Badass Misspellings" the author misspells Led Zeppelin as "Led Zepellin". Too funny

 

[petejt]

WTF there's a band called "Angel Queef"?