Hey Eddie freaks...

[Drew]

Brass nuts!

 

[Bob Savage]

Why are you guys looking at his crotch?

It's always the first thing I look for. Guitar playing is a measuring contest.

 

[Mailman1971]

Why are you guys looking at his crotch?

It's always the first thing I look for. Guitar playing is a measuring contest.

Yeah.....only 21 frets...
But you see the SIZE OF THAT HEADSTOCK??

 

[SLOgriff]

You guys are killing me!!! Kept scrolling down looking at the picture and couldn't help but stare at those "suffering" balls!

...surprised he could father a child after his 20's!!


BTW....didn't that headstock used to have a GIBSON logo on it??

 

[Heritage Softail]

Yeah, the brother is packing a whammy bar. He had to have something to keep Valerie dicked down.

 

[Purity_Hen]

I can hear Don Barzini's heart pound out of his chest now from gazing at this pic

 

[BackCrack]

As told to me by Lynn years ago, there were about 6 strat bodies of northern hard ash stacked on the floor collecting dust under some lumber scraps. They all had various things 'not right' with them that kept them from being sold at full retail. 5 of them eventually went to Ed and/or Wayne because they were cheap, but one of them did go to a local (either Steve Han or Steve Bell, can remember which, but both guys are amazing players).

Now, take this with a grain of salt, because you can't ever reliably trust the source....ie. Lynn.

 

[RSRD]

Ouch. That looks PAINFUL. One order of split pea soup to go your honor.

 

[mentoneman]

lasorda lobster claw alert

 

[MARK1970]

OMG. Camel toe!

That is not a Camel toe. That my friend is a Moose Knuckle.

 

[charveldan]

Not homo to look, but if you buy him dinner & suck his caulk, you may have tendencies ...

Hard to believe thats the Axe that rewrote the book on rock guitar.

 

[Mr. Willy]

OMG. Camel toe!

That's all I can see in that pic! What guitar?

 

[squank]

Why are you guys looking at his crotch?

I was just staring at the headstock and then my eyes drifted and then...BAM!!!

I know I'm just poking fun..... speaking of poking.

No worries at all, i asked myself the same question after i caught myself lookin at it

There is no looking....its damn near blowing out his jeans.
Is he wearing Valaries jeans? Wonder how he even had a kid smothering the boys so tight.

It's a safe bet he didn't buy those jeans in the store Men's Department.

 

[AndyK]

Getting back to the guitar, I can't believe he sounded so good playing that POS!?

 

[ratter]

 

[AndyK]

It's also interesting that he didn't straighten out that string tree, it's crooked even in that Japanese photo of the same guitar (with faded Gibson logo and brass nut)!