I wish. It’s being blown out at only $4500

My brain keeps fucking with me on what it’s marked down from and thinks it’s a deal.
I already have humbucker/Gibson covered and really want a Tele/Strat or Gretsch but I think Fender hates my fretting hand. I played a Susan Tedeschi Tele that felt OK (not fat, but comfy, decent frets) but you’re talking 2K. Plus it’s not a color combo that would be my 1st or 2nd choice. I’ve tried the Baja but the board radius is too small and the frets are too.
It seems every GC is littered with $4500 CS Strats and Tele’s, usually relic’s. Who the fuck is buying those?