I bought a Charvel guitar from Curt aka Chubtone from Squid

[Chubtone]

Oh WTF?????????????

I got no stinking vids, no hand jobs on my neck, not even a stinking reach-around????????????????? I spoke with Jay, got the run-around cause superstar Curt was chumming up with the Charvel girl boosting of his shred manhood while browsing ebay looking for LeTekko nudes playing Gypsy Rose.

Tube route my ass, I'm throwing a monkey grip on my last squid masterpiece.

Listen Skippy...... your guitar is a good one, isn't it? Our boy Jay was in love with that exact guitar and wanted it for himself but you had first dibs and I yanked it out of his chubby hands and shipped it to you. And don't hate because I got to meet and talk to Amy the Charvel girl. She even signed my Amy the Charvel girl promo picture and wrote "You Rock" on it. Do you think she wrote "You Rock" to anyone else that whole NAMM show? I highly doubt it. Although I did read one where she wrote "You Rock but in a less substantial way than Chubtone". I think she REALLY thinks I am special.

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

 

[loudgtr]

LMAO at this whole thread!! Love it!

 

[Chubtone]

LMAO at this whole thread!! Love it!

That's why we're here and why our respective companies wonder why employee productivity is down.

 

[JTyson]

 

[Beyond Black]

Eggceptional parody thread! Would read again!

Steve

No kidding........


I bought a Randall MTS Mr. Scary module from Curt a while back.











What fun is it to have an IP based phone and use the proper area code?

I bought a Randall MTS Mr. Scary module from Curt a while back.

Did you order that via land line also?

 

[lespaul6]

I hope your breaking in those greenbacks with that thing!!! martin

 

[Mailman1971]

First of all, that was not me you spoke to on the phone. That is a cyborg who handles all incoming calls from the mid-west. I do not take any phone calls from mid-western area codes because as many of you know I lived there from when I was 14-18 years of age and I have this recurring dream of old girlfriends calling me because their husbands can no longer afford to feed them.

Also as many of you know, our Mr. donbarzini is very particular and discriminating about certain things besides youtube video links. Our boy here is very particular about the grain on the neck and in particular the fretboard. So I actually pulled all three fiesta reds I had out of the boxes and played all three of them. Two of them were very good sounding. One was average. So I videotaped all three guitars for db and then videotaped up and down their fretboards and told him he wanted guitar #1 or guitar #3 from a tone standpoint but that guitar #3 had a more consistently dark rosewood fretboard which is what he prefers. Guitar #1 had much more in the way of light colored rosewood mixed with darker rosewood..... kinda like Brazilian rosewood has. He picked guitar #3 because of the video I emailed him.

But yeah, there was a phone call in there somewhere too. What an incredibly husky and manly voice our db has!

you forgot to mention the full frontal black male nudity included in the video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgWvLkTkTBY

 

[Digital Jams]

Ah the lovely Amy, I bet she left snail tracks on DONBARZINI's Charvel while I got grease stains from Jay's Double Double animal style he was throwing down while manning up Squid Music while Amy's new boy toy was busy grooming his soul patch.

Only a true 80s man would post that Pantene commercial

 

[loudgtr]

...snail tracks...