If money was no object

[glassjaw7]

If Money was no object. This would be my first purchase

Like I said, if I were filthy rich I'd buy a Dumble and make a video of it being smashed/raped in various ways!

 

[MOAAH]

it's cool bro, we'll take u at your word.....

Ahhhh, the perfect woman!
All holes open, but not a word from her lips

 

[scottywompas]

I'd buy all the Gibson made Hendrix guitars and build a big raft out of them.

Then I'd get a few choice pieces and call it a day.

Scott

 

[Ventura]

it's cool bro, we'll take u at your word.....

Ahhhh, the perfect woman!
All holes open, but not a word from her lips

JAYZEUS MAN!!!! What's scary is this looks like you took the pic, which means, well - aw f*ck it, hats off to ya... If ya own one, all the power to ya.

Great come back!! Zappa did speak of a "artificial Rhonda and her plastic pie" in his Thing Fish production. Always made me wonder. Hell, I saw this thing on youtube about these real-life dolls - spooky man!! They're about $15,000 or something and these dudes are all gaa-gaa over them, getting all excited about dressing them up (and undressing them) and their, um, get this "removable tongues". Whatever blows yer hair back - but it ain't my gig... I'd take a midget any day - half the fun would be catching the little buggers!!

Peace,
V.

 

[Mailman1971]

Like I said, if I were filthy rich I'd buy a Dumble and make a video of it being smashed/raped in various ways!

.......and if I was Filthy rich...I would BUY THAT VIDEO!!!

 

[markymarc1979]

If money was no object...

Amps:

• Diezel Herbert EL34 w/Diezel FL V30 4x12 for the br00talz - Slipknot, Korn, Faith No More
• Diezel VH4 6l6 w/Mills V30/K100 4x12 X pattern for the tightness - Tool, The Ocean, Opeth
• Matamp 40 watt GT1 w/Matamp 65 watt Heritage 2x12 for doom/stoner rock - Neurosis, Melvins, Kyuss
• Soldano SLO100 w/Depth Knob & 4x12 w/Eminence Legend V12 for High on Fire and 80's shred
• Splawn Quick Rod w/Splawn 65 watt Heritage 2x12 - Rage Against the Machine, Paramore, Neil Young
• Axe Fx Ultra for bedroom recording - Meshuggah, Cynic, Moby
• Fargen Mini Plex Mk11 for my bedroom/gigging naughty blues - SRV, Clapton, Page
• Diezel Schmidt 6550 for bedroom hard rock
• CEC Suckerpunch 15 w/KT88 for my bedroom levels clean spank
• Matamp Spirit 4 watt combo

Pedals:

• Empress VM Superdelay for my digital delays and complete control
• Toneczar Echoczar for my analog delay tones
• Malekko Analog Phaser and Chorus
• Diamond Vibrato and Tremolo for warble heaven
• OKKO CocaComp
• Homebrew Detox EQ
• Homebrew Frostbite Flanger
• Lovepedal Pickle Vibe
• MJM London Fuzz for my Hendrix tunes
• D*A*M Deluxe Meathead for my stoner rock tones - used with Matamp
• Dwarfcraft Shiva for my velcro fuzz tones
• Death By Audio Robot for sick-ass 8-bit fuzz
• OHNOHO Chk Chk Boom for weird noises
• Audible Disease Rupture RP-2 for more weird noises
• Monster Effects Mastortion for MASTODON - used with Splawn
• Toneczar Openhaus for nasty, tasty distortion
• OKKO Dominator
• Menatone None More Black for high gain meanness
• Tone Freak Severe for more high gain
• Visual Sound Jekyll and Hide
• Lovepedal Eternity
• Xotic BB Preamp w/mid boost for a little Andy Timmons compression
• Timmy
• Toneczar Expression Pedal
• Pigtronix Mothership Analog Synthesizer for everything that is cooooool!

Guitars:

• Jaden Rose Guitars Original Series w/flamed maple top 7-string
• G&L ASAT Special Tribute Blueburst
• Yamaha SG800/1000 in Wineburst
• Hufschmid Blackdroid Baritone 7-string
• Blackmachine Fanned Fret 8-string
• Gibson Les Paul Custom Silverburst
• Ibanez FR1620 Red
• Duesenbery Starplayer Bigsby Trem Blue Sparkle

... but it isn't... so...

Wow you really thought that through! +1 on The Jaden Rose stuff, he makes really nice guitars.

 

[MOAAH]

it's cool bro, we'll take u at your word.....

Ahhhh, the perfect woman!
All holes open, but not a word from her lips

JAYZEUS MAN!!!! What's scary is this looks like you took the pic, which means, well - aw f*ck it, hats off to ya... If ya own one, all the power to ya.

Something tells me if RIFF did own one he wouldn't be so forthcoming

They're about $15,000 or something and these dudes are all gaa-gaa over them, getting all excited about dressing them up (and undressing them) and their, um, get this "removable tongues".

With all those details one could wonder how you became the resident expert on such things

 

[jlbaxe]

An exact David Gilmour rig/Guitars (all of them)
Mark Knofflers amps
Just buy amps from Mailman (Dan) as he goes through them every week

Some Older Marshalls, Fenders, Mesas, Dean Markley, etc....
Guitars: Gibson, Fender, Suhr, PRS, etc....

Of course this would be in between my hunting, fishing and taking care of some real close life long friends and family.

 

[AngryGoldfish]

If money was no object...

Amps:

• Diezel Herbert EL34 w/Diezel FL V30 4x12 for the br00talz - Slipknot, Korn, Faith No More
• Diezel VH4 6l6 w/Mills V30/K100 4x12 X pattern for the tightness - Tool, The Ocean, Opeth
• Matamp 40 watt GT1 w/Matamp 65 watt Heritage 2x12 for doom/stoner rock - Neurosis, Melvins, Kyuss
• Soldano SLO100 w/Depth Knob & 4x12 w/Eminence Legend V12 for High on Fire and 80's shred
• Splawn Quick Rod w/Splawn 65 watt Heritage 2x12 - Rage Against the Machine, Paramore, Neil Young
• Axe Fx Ultra for bedroom recording - Meshuggah, Cynic, Moby
• Fargen Mini Plex Mk11 for my bedroom/gigging naughty blues - SRV, Clapton, Page
• Diezel Schmidt 6550 for bedroom hard rock
• CEC Suckerpunch 15 w/KT88 for my bedroom levels clean spank
• Matamp Spirit 4 watt combo

Pedals:

• Empress VM Superdelay for my digital delays and complete control
• Toneczar Echoczar for my analog delay tones
• Malekko Analog Phaser and Chorus
• Diamond Vibrato and Tremolo for warble heaven
• OKKO CocaComp
• Homebrew Detox EQ
• Homebrew Frostbite Flanger
• Lovepedal Pickle Vibe
• MJM London Fuzz for my Hendrix tunes
• D*A*M Deluxe Meathead for my stoner rock tones - used with Matamp
• Dwarfcraft Shiva for my velcro fuzz tones
• Death By Audio Robot for sick-ass 8-bit fuzz
• OHNOHO Chk Chk Boom for weird noises
• Audible Disease Rupture RP-2 for more weird noises
• Monster Effects Mastortion for MASTODON - used with Splawn
• Toneczar Openhaus for nasty, tasty distortion
• OKKO Dominator
• Menatone None More Black for high gain meanness
• Tone Freak Severe for more high gain
• Visual Sound Jekyll and Hide
• Lovepedal Eternity
• Xotic BB Preamp w/mid boost for a little Andy Timmons compression
• Timmy
• Toneczar Expression Pedal
• Pigtronix Mothership Analog Synthesizer for everything that is cooooool!

Guitars:

• Jaden Rose Guitars Original Series w/flamed maple top 7-string
• G&L ASAT Special Tribute Blueburst
• Yamaha SG800/1000 in Wineburst
• Hufschmid Blackdroid Baritone 7-string
• Blackmachine Fanned Fret 8-string
• Gibson Les Paul Custom Silverburst
• Ibanez FR1620 Red
• Duesenbery Starplayer Bigsby Trem Blue Sparkle

... but it isn't... so...

Wow you really thought that through! +1 on The Jaden Rose stuff, he makes really nice guitars.

It was fun actually.

 

[dbsens13]

Amps:
Mesa RKII
another RKII
Lonestar
Mark IV a
Mark IV b
Mark V
Diezel VH4
Diezel Herbert
Bogner Uberschall
Bogner Shiva
Engl Powerball
Orange Rockerverb
Fender Twin Reverb

Guitars:
'79 LP Custom Silverburst
'83 LP Custom Silverburst
'09 LP Custom Silverburst
'68 LP Custom Tri-burst
'57 LP Custom Goldtop
'59 LP Standard
'08 LP Standard Plus Desert Burst
'61 SG Classic RI
'76 Explorer
'84 Explorer
KL Explorer
KL Doubleneck Explorer
ESP Explorer
Custom Flying V Silverburst
Gibson RD Silverburst
'75 Strat
'83 Strat
'98 Strat
'10 Strat
'10 tele
ESP Eclipse II
ESP Eclipse Custom
Jackson Dominion
Jackson Soloist
Ibanez Prestige
PRS solid body
PRS hollow body


pedals:
a shit load of 'em


rack stuff:
a shit load of it


Fun stuff!

 

[Ventura]

it's cool bro, we'll take u at your word.....

Ahhhh, the perfect woman!
All holes open, but not a word from her lips

JAYZEUS MAN!!!! What's scary is this looks like you took the pic, which means, well - aw f*ck it, hats off to ya... If ya own one, all the power to ya.

Something tells me if RIFF did own one he wouldn't be so forthcoming

They're about $15,000 or something and these dudes are all gaa-gaa over them, getting all excited about dressing them up (and undressing them) and their, um, get this "removable tongues".

With all those details one could wonder how you became the resident expert on such things

Oh don't fear man, I am definitely one twisted mutha... I know a lot of weird shit - hang with weird peeps - and have seen a LOT of strange stuff in my life... I just thought it was interesting that this company was producing these high-end lifelikes and charging a lot for them, and their only purpose at the end of the day is to stuff 'em with manstarch. If yer that hard up, dawg, work your magic on something that's at least alive like a farm animal or something... But a doll?!?!?!?!

Whatever - so long as no one gets hurt, fill yer boots.

V.

 

[MOAAH]

I just thought it was interesting that this company was producing these high-end lifelikes and charging a lot for them, and their only purpose at the end of the day is to stuff 'em with manstarch.

Well I may have a more creative word or two other than 'interesting',
but ya, whatever turns yer crank.


























15 large for a doll? Poor desperately sick but rich bastids!

 

[Big Rich]

if that were the case and i had millions of dollars to just light a match to. my wall would look exactly like this one

full of fukin awesome lynch sigs

 

[SpiritCrusher86]

VH4
Herbert
SLO
5150
Dual Rec Road King II
Mark I, Mark IIC+, Mark III redstripe, Mark IV, Mark V
JCM800
Marshall Cali Mod
Peters Gryphon
Peters Hydra
Titan Cerberus
Fender bassman
jc120
VHT UL
VHT Deliverance
AC30
Peavey 3120
Framus Cobra
Bogner XTC
Bogner Twin Jet
Splawn QuickRod
Splawn Nitro
Mako Makoplex
wizard Modern Classic
Cameron CCV

Probably more

Thru diezel, mills, orange cabs

Then

ESP Horizon NT-II
Any badass Jackson
any badass LP
assorted PRS's
Suhrs
Anderson's
Carvins
BRJr.'s
Charvels
all with BKP's, Motor City, and suhr pickups.

And an Axe FX thru a VHT poweramp for recording. G-system for effects.