LMAO!!! Funny Carla content...

[Gainfreak]

anybody got any real pics of carl.

Here ya go Tom

were those taken in his moms basement?

They were more then likely taken in 1982 in his moms basement. Funny how it's 2007 and he would still have to take pictures in his Moms basement.

 

[Les Zombie]

damn

to think thats the prick that started shit with me when i didnt like the jvm, i was expecting more from somebody who talks alot of shit

oh well, god bless that poor maniac because hes messed up

 

[ejecta]

These just rule

http://www.carlygeetarsucks.com/funny/gaypride.html

http://www.carlygeetarsucks.com/funny/gaypride2.html

Those are too funny.

 

[ejecta]

DON'T FEED EM AND THEY WON'T COME AROUND. Thats the way you keep stray dogs and cats away. Works with people also.

Good point but let us have our fun messin with the douchebag.

 

[Gainfreak]

DON'T FEED EM AND THEY WON'T COME AROUND. Thats the way you keep stray dogs and cats away. Works with people also.

Good point but let us have our fun messin with the douchebag.

I think its a stupid point. To many people have done that when it comes to Carl and Kage and I are here to make sure he eats a big shit sandwich The more shit he slings, the more he will get back

 

[MrDan666]

I was thinking Phil Lynott and Weird Al Yankovic

Holy shit you're right

 

[Slaytallica]

Whatever you guys want to do is what you'll do, but you guys posting about Carl on a forum that he can't post to is no different than Carl posting about you on a forum that you can't post to. I fail to see the difference in you guys and Carl in this situation. And I enjoy watching both sides.

STF U NOOB

 

['63-Strat]

DON'T FEED EM AND THEY WON'T COME AROUND. Thats the way you keep stray dogs and cats away. Works with people also.

Good point but let us have our fun messin with the douchebag.

I think its a stupid point. To many people have done that when it comes to Carl and Kage and I are here to make sure he eats a big shit sandwich The more shit he slings, the more he will get back

Carl's been given countless chances over and over again over a period of YEARS, this is not new. And the only solution is the one outlined by Ralph above

 

[Odin]

DON'T FEED EM AND THEY WON'T COME AROUND. Thats the way you keep stray dogs and cats away. Works with people also.

Good point but let us have our fun messin with the douchebag.

I think its a stupid point. To many people have done that when it comes to Carl and Kage and I are here to make sure he eats a big shit sandwich The more shit he slings, the more he will get back

One day you will learn that when you start slinging shit you always get some on yourself. And to those looking at the situation from the outside, the people who don't know the history or who di what to who first, you all just stink like shit.

It's your choice, but you certainly won't ever get rid of Carl as long as you continue to provoke him. If you ignored him you would never hear from him again.

 

[Odin]

Whatever you guys want to do is what you'll do, but you guys posting about Carl on a forum that he can't post to is no different than Carl posting about you on a forum that you can't post to. I fail to see the difference in you guys and Carl in this situation. And I enjoy watching both sides.

STF U NOOB

Now that's funny. I was arguing with Carl since the BBS and early Usenet days, long before forums existed. I was in the thick of the carlginger/Sefstrat wars of RMMG which were undoubtedly the high point of Carl's online career. These little insults that you guys go back and forth with today are tame compared to those days when Carl was in his prime and making hundreds of posts per day.

 

[Odin]

I think its a stupid point. To many people have done that when it comes to Carl and Kage and I are here to make sure he eats a big shit sandwich The more shit he slings, the more he will get back

Carl's been given countless chances over and over again over a period of YEARS, this is not new. And the only solution is the one outlined by Ralph above

Yep. Get back to me just as soon as your "solution" drives Carl away forever.

The only "solution" to Carl is to ignore him and he will go elsewhere. He will never disappear until the day he dies. But you guys don't want Carl gone completely, that's why you don't ignore him. If you ignore Carl he will find someone else willing to play his game, but you cannot do that.

 

['63-Strat]

I think its a stupid point. To many people have done that when it comes to Carl and Kage and I are here to make sure he eats a big shit sandwich The more shit he slings, the more he will get back

Carl's been given countless chances over and over again over a period of YEARS, this is not new. And the only solution is the one outlined by Ralph above

Yep. Get back to me just as soon as your "solution" drives Carl away forever.

The only "solution" to Carl is to ignore him and he will go elsewhere. He will never disappear until the day he dies. But you guys don't want Carl gone completely, that's why you don't ignore him. If you ignore Carl he will find someone else willing to play his game, but you cannot do that.

Woah!!! Really good point!!!

 

[Slaytallica]

Whatever you guys want to do is what you'll do, but you guys posting about Carl on a forum that he can't post to is no different than Carl posting about you on a forum that you can't post to. I fail to see the difference in you guys and Carl in this situation. And I enjoy watching both sides.

STF U NOOB

Now that's funny. I was arguing with Carl since the BBS and early Usenet days, long before forums existed. I was in the thick of the carlginger/Sefstrat wars of RMMG which were undoubtedly the high point of Carl's online career. These little insults that you guys go back and forth with today are tame compared to those days when Carl was in his prime and making hundreds of posts per day.

So with you and Carl who is the top and who is the bottom?

 

[thiswaythatway]

Carl is just beyond obsessed with Kage and Ralph, it's really amazing. He's beyond hope at this point, the guy clearly has something fucked up in his brain.

But Kage, I'll try and make that gig.

 

[Gainfreak]

One day you will learn that when you start slinging shit you always get some on yourself. And to those looking at the situation from the outside, the people who don't know the history or who di what to who first, you all just stink like shit.

It's your choice, but you certainly won't ever get rid of Carl as long as you continue to provoke him. If you ignored him you would never hear from him again.

I don't want to get rid of Carl nor am i Naïve enough to think that he ever would go away although I have made him leave HC once and blow up on rigtalk twice . I've never once said that and that's not the point. The point is that he enjoys ragging on me and I enjoy ragging on him back. Simple isn't it? I’m also not sure what you are talking about because I’ve ignored Carl many times in the past and all he did was badmouth me. I let it go many times and he always starts up, so now he will have to deal with me. He also follows me around from board to board to try and flame me which results in more people thinking that he is an asshole!!. To be honest with you, How come you always try to come off so high and mighty and yet you never have all your facts together? Seriously Odin, you are either a master troll or just a fucking idiot!!
To many people let him spew his dogshit without any repercussions and to be honest with you, Kage and I give it back to him ten fold because we don't back down. Do you always go into threads just to argue? Seems like a common occurrence with you.

 

[AmpliFIRE]

Man....what fucking tool!!! The guys got some serious mental issues

 

[thiswaythatway]

One day you will learn that when you start slinging shit you always get some on yourself. And to those looking at the situation from the outside, the people who don't know the history or who di what to who first, you all just stink like shit.

It's your choice, but you certainly won't ever get rid of Carl as long as you continue to provoke him. If you ignored him you would never hear from him again.

I don't want to get rid of Carl nor am i Naïve enough to think that he ever would go away although I have made him leave HC once and blow up on rigtalk twice . I've never once said that and that's not the point. The point is that he enjoys ragging on me and I enjoy ragging on him back. Simple isn't it? I’m also not sure what you are talking about because I’ve ignored Carl many times in the past and all he did was badmouth me. I let it go many times and he always starts up, so now he will have to deal with me. He also follows me around from board to board to try and flame me which results in more people thinking that he is an asshole!!. To be honest with you, How come you always try to come off so high and mighty and yet you never have all your facts together? Seriously Odin, you are either a master troll or just a fucking idiot!!
To many people let him spew his dogshit without any repercussions and to be honest with you, Kage and I give it back to him ten fold because we don't back down. Do you always go into threads just to argue? Seems like a common occurrence with you.

Shut up you gay 80's metal hack. Master of the 20 second clip. Mesa mud tone ya punk ass bitch. I know more Blackmore riffs than balls that have been in my mouth. I'm the master and I sit back and ponder which awesome I'll make next. Bow down and worship your God.

 

[Odin]

One day you will learn that when you start slinging shit you always get some on yourself. And to those looking at the situation from the outside, the people who don't know the history or who di what to who first, you all just stink like shit.

It's your choice, but you certainly won't ever get rid of Carl as long as you continue to provoke him. If you ignored him you would never hear from him again.

I don't want to get rid of Carl nor am i Naïve enough to think that he ever would go away although I have made him leave HC once and blow up on rigtalk twice . I've never once said that and that's not the point. The point is that he enjoys ragging on me and I enjoy ragging on him back. Simple isn't it? I’m also not sure what you are talking about because I’ve ignored Carl many times in the past and all he did was badmouth me. I let it go many times and he always starts up, so now he will have to deal with me. He also follows me around from board to board to try and flame me which results in more people thinking that he is an asshole!!. To be honest with you, How come you always try to come off so high and mighty and yet you never have all your facts together? Seriously Odin, you are either a master troll or just a fucking idiot!!
To many people let him spew his dogshit without any repercussions and to be honest with you, Kage and I give it back to him ten fold because we don't back down. Do you always go into threads just to argue? Seems like a common occurrence with you.

So what exactly have you and Kage accomplished with all of your "giving it back" to Carl? Carl hasn't changed a bit since I first met him online in the mid 90's. You're pissing in the wind if you think you bother him...he thrives on your type of stuff.

If you just enjoy fucking with Carl then I can understand that. I did it myself for years. Had fun doing it, too. But nothing changed.

But think about this...before you met Carl you probably didn't give a damn about arguing with some guy online, you didn't care to spend your time "giving it" to some guy online, you didn't care about any of that. You were into guitars and music and stuff like that, and the forums were a cool place to hang out and bullshit and talk shop.

But since you and Carl have crossed paths you have now become involved in an anti-Carl crusade. You now spend your time and energy talking about Carl, antagonizing Carl, etc... In an odd, twisted kind of way, Carl has become your puppetmaster pulling your strings and causing you to respond to him. Can you free yourself from Carl's grasp or will you become as obsessed with Carl as he is with you? Will you shitcan Carl or will you continue to do battle with him? It's up to you.

 

[AmpliFIRE]

One day you will learn that when you start slinging shit you always get some on yourself. And to those looking at the situation from the outside, the people who don't know the history or who di what to who first, you all just stink like shit.

It's your choice, but you certainly won't ever get rid of Carl as long as you continue to provoke him. If you ignored him you would never hear from him again.

I don't want to get rid of Carl nor am i Naïve enough to think that he ever would go away although I have made him leave HC once and blow up on rigtalk twice . I've never once said that and that's not the point. The point is that he enjoys ragging on me and I enjoy ragging on him back. Simple isn't it? I’m also not sure what you are talking about because I’ve ignored Carl many times in the past and all he did was badmouth me. I let it go many times and he always starts up, so now he will have to deal with me. He also follows me around from board to board to try and flame me which results in more people thinking that he is an asshole!!. To be honest with you, How come you always try to come off so high and mighty and yet you never have all your facts together? Seriously Odin, you are either a master troll or just a fucking idiot!!
To many people let him spew his dogshit without any repercussions and to be honest with you, Kage and I give it back to him ten fold because we don't back down. Do you always go into threads just to argue? Seems like a common occurrence with you.

So what exactly have you and Kage accomplished with all of your "giving it back" to Carl? Carl hasn't changed a bit since I first met him online in the mid 90's. You're pissing in the wind if you think you bother him...he thrives on your type of stuff.

If you just enjoy fucking with Carl then I can understand that. I did it myself for years. Had fun doing it, too. But nothing changed.

But think about this...before you met Carl you probably didn't give a damn about arguing with some guy online, you didn't care to spend your time "giving it" to some guy online, you didn't care about any of that. You were into guitars and music and stuff like that, and the forums were a cool place to hang out and bullshit and talk shop.

But since you and Carl have crossed paths you have now become involved in an anti-Carl crusade. You now spend your time and energy talking about Carl, antagonizing Carl, etc... In an odd, twisted kind of way, Carl has become your puppetmaster pulling your strings and causing you to respond to him. Can you free yourself from Carl's grasp or will you become as obsessed with Carl as he is with you? Will you shitcan Carl or will you continue to do battle with him? It's up to you.

WTF are you talking about? Do you live on the same planet as the rest of us??? Talk about twisting reality...

 

[duesentrieb]

He looks like a cross between Carmine Appice and Ron Jeremy

I was thinking Phil Lynott and Weird Al Yankovic

Please leave Phil out of this psycho drama, Kage.