Male Sensitivity towards Gear

[Mailman1971]

watch out Clipman!!! Your arch nemesis, BROODING ARTIST is ever watchful!

......and *GASP* he is playing a FLYING V!!!!!!

 

[Meathead]

Did someone call for clip man! I am here!

That was me!! Thank God you arrived Clip man!

You are in Dire need here! Help us....

OK...hold on...talk slower...what's the problem?

do we need a clip?

Clipman

I love you Clipman...

GOD BLESS AMERICA......AND CLIPMAN!!

Clipman is Canadian!

Body by bacon!

 

[Mailman1971]

Did someone call for clip man! I am here!

That was me!! Thank God you arrived Clip man!

You are in Dire need here! Help us....

OK...hold on...talk slower...what's the problem?

do we need a clip?

Clipman

I love you Clipman...

GOD BLESS AMERICA......AND CLIPMAN!!

Clipman is Canadian!

Body by bacon!

........and damn what a firm body that is Clipman. You must work out.

 

[Meathead]

Did someone call for clip man! I am here!

That was me!! Thank God you arrived Clip man!

You are in Dire need here! Help us....

OK...hold on...talk slower...what's the problem?

do we need a clip?

Clipman

I love you Clipman...

GOD BLESS AMERICA......AND CLIPMAN!!

Clipman is Canadian!

Body by bacon!

........and damn what a firm body that is Clipman. You must work out.

hey...hey...no need for that homo stuff!

 

[Mailman1971]

Did someone call for clip man! I am here!

That was me!! Thank God you arrived Clip man!

You are in Dire need here! Help us....

OK...hold on...talk slower...what's the problem?

do we need a clip?

Clipman

I love you Clipman...

GOD BLESS AMERICA......AND CLIPMAN!!

Clipman is Canadian!

Body by bacon!

........and damn what a firm body that is Clipman. You must work out.

hey...hey...no need for that homo stuff!

A good Yale man has no need to be homophobic.
I am merely complimenting your natural genetics and as it appears a very strict diet.

 

[Meathead]

Did someone call for clip man! I am here!

That was me!! Thank God you arrived Clip man!

You are in Dire need here! Help us....

OK...hold on...talk slower...what's the problem?

do we need a clip?

Clipman

I love you Clipman...

GOD BLESS AMERICA......AND CLIPMAN!!

Clipman is Canadian!

Body by bacon!

........and damn what a firm body that is Clipman. You must work out.

hey...hey...no need for that homo stuff!

A good Yale man has no need to be homophobic.
I am merely complimenting your natural genetics and as it appears a very strict diet.

You're checking out my package..aren't you?!!

 

[Mailman1971]

Did someone call for clip man! I am here!

That was me!! Thank God you arrived Clip man!

You are in Dire need here! Help us....

OK...hold on...talk slower...what's the problem?

do we need a clip?

Clipman

I love you Clipman...

GOD BLESS AMERICA......AND CLIPMAN!!

Clipman is Canadian!

Body by bacon!

........and damn what a firm body that is Clipman. You must work out.

hey...hey...no need for that homo stuff!

A good Yale man has no need to be homophobic.
I am merely complimenting your natural genetics and as it appears a very strict diet.

You're checking out my package..aren't you?!!

Now Clipman....with tights like that.....the package is in everyones presence.
I am only here for the clips.

 

[Meathead]

Did someone call for clip man! I am here!

That was me!! Thank God you arrived Clip man!

You are in Dire need here! Help us....

OK...hold on...talk slower...what's the problem?

do we need a clip?

Clipman

I love you Clipman...

GOD BLESS AMERICA......AND CLIPMAN!!

Clipman is Canadian!

Body by bacon!

........and damn what a firm body that is Clipman. You must work out.

hey...hey...no need for that homo stuff!

A good Yale man has no need to be homophobic.
I am merely complimenting your natural genetics and as it appears a very strict diet.

You're checking out my package..aren't you?!!

Now Clipman....with tights like that.....the package is in everyones presence.
I am only here for the clips.

Why not? ...go on...check it out. ...go on.

 

[Mailman1971]

Did someone call for clip man! I am here!

That was me!! Thank God you arrived Clip man!

You are in Dire need here! Help us....

OK...hold on...talk slower...what's the problem?

do we need a clip?

Clipman

I love you Clipman...

GOD BLESS AMERICA......AND CLIPMAN!!

Clipman is Canadian!

Body by bacon!

........and damn what a firm body that is Clipman. You must work out.

hey...hey...no need for that homo stuff!

A good Yale man has no need to be homophobic.
I am merely complimenting your natural genetics and as it appears a very strict diet.

You're checking out my package..aren't you?!!

Now Clipman....with tights like that.....the package is in everyones presence.
I am only here for the clips.

Why not? ...go on...check it out. ...go on.

But your Nemesis.....he has ....a FLYING V...and playing....Old Jimmy Page Riffs...

please....Please Clipman post a clip and stop him!!

 

[Meathead]

Did someone call for clip man! I am here!

That was me!! Thank God you arrived Clip man!

You are in Dire need here! Help us....

OK...hold on...talk slower...what's the problem?

do we need a clip?

Clipman

I love you Clipman...

GOD BLESS AMERICA......AND CLIPMAN!!

Clipman is Canadian!

Body by bacon!

........and damn what a firm body that is Clipman. You must work out.

hey...hey...no need for that homo stuff!

A good Yale man has no need to be homophobic.
I am merely complimenting your natural genetics and as it appears a very strict diet.

You're checking out my package..aren't you?!!

Now Clipman....with tights like that.....the package is in everyones presence.
I am only here for the clips.

Why not? ...go on...check it out. ...go on.

But your Nemesis.....he has ....a FLYING V...and playing....Old Jimmy Page Riffs...

please....Please Clipman post a clip and stop him!!

Very well...my Carvin Legacy clip should stomp him out.

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/page_songInfo.cfm?bandID=475550&songID=3419974

 

[Mailman1971]

Did someone call for clip man! I am here!

That was me!! Thank God you arrived Clip man!

You are in Dire need here! Help us....

OK...hold on...talk slower...what's the problem?

do we need a clip?

Clipman

I love you Clipman...

GOD BLESS AMERICA......AND CLIPMAN!!

Clipman is Canadian!

Body by bacon!

........and damn what a firm body that is Clipman. You must work out.

hey...hey...no need for that homo stuff!

A good Yale man has no need to be homophobic.
I am merely complimenting your natural genetics and as it appears a very strict diet.

You're checking out my package..aren't you?!!

Now Clipman....with tights like that.....the package is in everyones presence.
I am only here for the clips.

Why not? ...go on...check it out. ...go on.

But your Nemesis.....he has ....a FLYING V...and playing....Old Jimmy Page Riffs...

please....Please Clipman post a clip and stop him!!

Very well...my Carvin Legacy clip should stomp him out.

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/page_songInfo.cfm?bandID=475550&songID=3419974

Whew!! That was a close call Clipman!!
But I think he is only going to go back and learn some Tired Ace Frehley Licks and only be back........
Till then I sleep better at nite falling asleep to the Stock Ticker......and knowing you are out there....

protecting us with your clips!
Bless you Clipman.....bless you!!!

 

[Vrad]

Did someone call for clip man! I am here!

That was me!! Thank God you arrived Clip man!

You are in Dire need here! Help us....

OK...hold on...talk slower...what's the problem?

do we need a clip?

Clipman

I love you Clipman...

GOD BLESS AMERICA......AND CLIPMAN!!

Clipman is Canadian!

Body by bacon!

........and damn what a firm body that is Clipman. You must work out.

hey...hey...no need for that homo stuff!

A good Yale man has no need to be homophobic.
I am merely complimenting your natural genetics and as it appears a very strict diet.

You're checking out my package..aren't you?!!

Now Clipman....with tights like that.....the package is in everyones presence.
I am only here for the clips.

Why not? ...go on...check it out. ...go on.

But your Nemesis.....he has ....a FLYING V...and playing....Old Jimmy Page Riffs...

please....Please Clipman post a clip and stop him!!

Very well...my Carvin Legacy clip should stomp him out.

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/page_songInfo.cfm?bandID=475550&songID=3419974

Face-punching! You really brought the pain!

 

[Meathead]

Did someone call for clip man! I am here!

That was me!! Thank God you arrived Clip man!

You are in Dire need here! Help us....

OK...hold on...talk slower...what's the problem?

do we need a clip?

Clipman

I love you Clipman...

GOD BLESS AMERICA......AND CLIPMAN!!

Clipman is Canadian!

Body by bacon!

........and damn what a firm body that is Clipman. You must work out.

hey...hey...no need for that homo stuff!

A good Yale man has no need to be homophobic.
I am merely complimenting your natural genetics and as it appears a very strict diet.

You're checking out my package..aren't you?!!

Now Clipman....with tights like that.....the package is in everyones presence.
I am only here for the clips.

Why not? ...go on...check it out. ...go on.

But your Nemesis.....he has ....a FLYING V...and playing....Old Jimmy Page Riffs...

please....Please Clipman post a clip and stop him!!

Very well...my Carvin Legacy clip should stomp him out.

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/page_songInfo.cfm?bandID=475550&songID=3419974

Face-punching! You really brought the pain!

It was that pick slide wasn't it.

 

[Mailman1971]

Did someone call for clip man! I am here!

That was me!! Thank God you arrived Clip man!

You are in Dire need here! Help us....

OK...hold on...talk slower...what's the problem?

do we need a clip?

Clipman

I love you Clipman...

GOD BLESS AMERICA......AND CLIPMAN!!

Clipman is Canadian!

Body by bacon!

........and damn what a firm body that is Clipman. You must work out.

hey...hey...no need for that homo stuff!

A good Yale man has no need to be homophobic.
I am merely complimenting your natural genetics and as it appears a very strict diet.

You're checking out my package..aren't you?!!

Now Clipman....with tights like that.....the package is in everyones presence.
I am only here for the clips.

Why not? ...go on...check it out. ...go on.

But your Nemesis.....he has ....a FLYING V...and playing....Old Jimmy Page Riffs...

please....Please Clipman post a clip and stop him!!

Very well...my Carvin Legacy clip should stomp him out.

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/page_songInfo.cfm?bandID=475550&songID=3419974

Face-punching! You really brought the pain!

It was that pick slide wasn't it.

Actually....it was the PICK SLIDE that pushed it over the edge!

 

[Meathead]

Did someone call for clip man! I am here!

That was me!! Thank God you arrived Clip man!

You are in Dire need here! Help us....

OK...hold on...talk slower...what's the problem?

do we need a clip?

Clipman

I love you Clipman...

GOD BLESS AMERICA......AND CLIPMAN!!

Clipman is Canadian!

Body by bacon!

........and damn what a firm body that is Clipman. You must work out.

hey...hey...no need for that homo stuff!

A good Yale man has no need to be homophobic.
I am merely complimenting your natural genetics and as it appears a very strict diet.

You're checking out my package..aren't you?!!

Now Clipman....with tights like that.....the package is in everyones presence.
I am only here for the clips.

Why not? ...go on...check it out. ...go on.

But your Nemesis.....he has ....a FLYING V...and playing....Old Jimmy Page Riffs...

please....Please Clipman post a clip and stop him!!

Very well...my Carvin Legacy clip should stomp him out.

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/page_songInfo.cfm?bandID=475550&songID=3419974

Face-punching! You really brought the pain!

It was that pick slide wasn't it.

Actually....it was the PICK SLIDE that pushed it over the edge!

Oh...I know.

<looks at muscular arms and smiles>

 

[Mailman1971]

Did someone call for clip man! I am here!

That was me!! Thank God you arrived Clip man!

You are in Dire need here! Help us....

OK...hold on...talk slower...what's the problem?

do we need a clip?

Clipman

I love you Clipman...

GOD BLESS AMERICA......AND CLIPMAN!!

Clipman is Canadian!

Body by bacon!

........and damn what a firm body that is Clipman. You must work out.

hey...hey...no need for that homo stuff!

A good Yale man has no need to be homophobic.
I am merely complimenting your natural genetics and as it appears a very strict diet.

You're checking out my package..aren't you?!!

Now Clipman....with tights like that.....the package is in everyones presence.
I am only here for the clips.

Why not? ...go on...check it out. ...go on.

But your Nemesis.....he has ....a FLYING V...and playing....Old Jimmy Page Riffs...

please....Please Clipman post a clip and stop him!!

Very well...my Carvin Legacy clip should stomp him out.

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/page_songInfo.cfm?bandID=475550&songID=3419974

Face-punching! You really brought the pain!

It was that pick slide wasn't it.

Actually....it was the PICK SLIDE that pushed it over the edge!

Oh...I know.

<looks at muscular arms and smiles>

*looks at Clipmans arm and silently nods*

 

[Meathead]

Did someone call for clip man! I am here!

That was me!! Thank God you arrived Clip man!

You are in Dire need here! Help us....

OK...hold on...talk slower...what's the problem?

do we need a clip?

Clipman

I love you Clipman...

GOD BLESS AMERICA......AND CLIPMAN!!

Clipman is Canadian!

Body by bacon!

........and damn what a firm body that is Clipman. You must work out.

hey...hey...no need for that homo stuff!

A good Yale man has no need to be homophobic.
I am merely complimenting your natural genetics and as it appears a very strict diet.

You're checking out my package..aren't you?!!

Now Clipman....with tights like that.....the package is in everyones presence.
I am only here for the clips.

Why not? ...go on...check it out. ...go on.

But your Nemesis.....he has ....a FLYING V...and playing....Old Jimmy Page Riffs...

please....Please Clipman post a clip and stop him!!

Very well...my Carvin Legacy clip should stomp him out.

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/page_songInfo.cfm?bandID=475550&songID=3419974

Face-punching! You really brought the pain!

It was that pick slide wasn't it.

Actually....it was the PICK SLIDE that pushed it over the edge!

Oh...I know.

<looks at muscular arms and smiles>

*looks at Clipmans arm and silently nods*

I have to be careful or I can put that pick right through the strings.

 

[Mailman1971]

Did someone call for clip man! I am here!

That was me!! Thank God you arrived Clip man!

You are in Dire need here! Help us....

OK...hold on...talk slower...what's the problem?

do we need a clip?

Clipman

I love you Clipman...

GOD BLESS AMERICA......AND CLIPMAN!!

Clipman is Canadian!

Body by bacon!

........and damn what a firm body that is Clipman. You must work out.

hey...hey...no need for that homo stuff!

A good Yale man has no need to be homophobic.
I am merely complimenting your natural genetics and as it appears a very strict diet.

You're checking out my package..aren't you?!!

Now Clipman....with tights like that.....the package is in everyones presence.
I am only here for the clips.

Why not? ...go on...check it out. ...go on.

But your Nemesis.....he has ....a FLYING V...and playing....Old Jimmy Page Riffs...

please....Please Clipman post a clip and stop him!!

Very well...my Carvin Legacy clip should stomp him out.

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/page_songInfo.cfm?bandID=475550&songID=3419974

Face-punching! You really brought the pain!

It was that pick slide wasn't it.

Actually....it was the PICK SLIDE that pushed it over the edge!

Oh...I know.

<looks at muscular arms and smiles>

*looks at Clipmans arm and silently nods*

I have to be careful or I can put that pick right through the strings.

You just dont know your own Shredding strength.

 

[Meathead]

Did someone call for clip man! I am here!

That was me!! Thank God you arrived Clip man!

You are in Dire need here! Help us....

OK...hold on...talk slower...what's the problem?

do we need a clip?

Clipman

I love you Clipman...

GOD BLESS AMERICA......AND CLIPMAN!!

Clipman is Canadian!

Body by bacon!

........and damn what a firm body that is Clipman. You must work out.

hey...hey...no need for that homo stuff!

A good Yale man has no need to be homophobic.
I am merely complimenting your natural genetics and as it appears a very strict diet.

You're checking out my package..aren't you?!!

Now Clipman....with tights like that.....the package is in everyones presence.
I am only here for the clips.

Why not? ...go on...check it out. ...go on.

But your Nemesis.....he has ....a FLYING V...and playing....Old Jimmy Page Riffs...

please....Please Clipman post a clip and stop him!!

Very well...my Carvin Legacy clip should stomp him out.

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/page_songInfo.cfm?bandID=475550&songID=3419974

Face-punching! You really brought the pain!

It was that pick slide wasn't it.

Actually....it was the PICK SLIDE that pushed it over the edge!

Oh...I know.

<looks at muscular arms and smiles>

*looks at Clipmans arm and silently nods*

I have to be careful or I can put that pick right through the strings.

You just dont know your own Shredding strength.

Oh I know...don't I know it.

 

[Mailman1971]

Did someone call for clip man! I am here!

That was me!! Thank God you arrived Clip man!

You are in Dire need here! Help us....

OK...hold on...talk slower...what's the problem?

do we need a clip?

Clipman

I love you Clipman...

GOD BLESS AMERICA......AND CLIPMAN!!

Clipman is Canadian!

Body by bacon!

........and damn what a firm body that is Clipman. You must work out.

hey...hey...no need for that homo stuff!

A good Yale man has no need to be homophobic.
I am merely complimenting your natural genetics and as it appears a very strict diet.

You're checking out my package..aren't you?!!

Now Clipman....with tights like that.....the package is in everyones presence.
I am only here for the clips.

Why not? ...go on...check it out. ...go on.

But your Nemesis.....he has ....a FLYING V...and playing....Old Jimmy Page Riffs...

please....Please Clipman post a clip and stop him!!

Very well...my Carvin Legacy clip should stomp him out.

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/page_songInfo.cfm?bandID=475550&songID=3419974

Face-punching! You really brought the pain!

It was that pick slide wasn't it.

Actually....it was the PICK SLIDE that pushed it over the edge!

Oh...I know.

<looks at muscular arms and smiles>

*looks at Clipmans arm and silently nods*

I have to be careful or I can put that pick right through the strings.

You just dont know your own Shredding strength.

Oh I know...don't I know it.

Thats why you have to just wait in the Clipman Lair till you hear the famous words...
"CLIPMAN....SAVE US!! WE NEED A CLIP!!"
Then you can hop in the Clipmobile and take care of business....