danyeo":lfsnr7hy said:
Hey you.

Right now she's 8 months along and the size of a good year blimp.
Blech... I think we can talk in here without getting busted. Laura, please read no further.

Is there anything less sexy than your wife when she's really, really pregnant. And those hormones are going crazy and she's getting all horny and you are thinking, "please, please don't make me do this. Not again. We just did this like two weeks ago! No, no, oh crap this IS going to happen. Come on imagination, kick it into gear. Please!"