That's cause you guys have no heart ..... and also because the singer really looked like a girl no matter how hard he tried not to. In fact, he now looks like an old woman.
Flying with a new client ~15 years ago.
Get to chatting and he's a guitarist and he's into guy's like EVH, Satriani, Vai, and all the 70s heroes.
I can tell he's a good player just by how he's talking technique.
Me: Ever heard of Shawn Lane?
Him: Who?
Hand him my headphones and cue up 'Not Again".
Plane is loud so he has the music cranked. Immediately gets into and says
"sounds like Satriani". I can see he's paying really close attention as things get going
and by the time the solo hits he's almost hyperventilating.
Another guitarist having their brain exploded by Mr. Lane.